2006-07-16 03:20:32 · 17 answers · asked by Justin M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby... wanna come for a ride?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Save water, shower with a friend!
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ***, let me get that for you. (then grab her ***)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine
and my favorite.
Your father must have been a thief cause he stole some stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
2006-07-16 03:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jacob A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met
http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/pick_up_lines.htm Heres the site to look at more.
2006-07-16 10:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Got_a_question? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two girls were walking along the beach and carrying a cooler. I looked up at them and told them, "there's no need to carry that heavy cooler any further. Your dream man is sitting right here."
They joined my friend and I and we partied together for quite some time. One of the girls told a story about a car she had. I realized that I had actually drove that car and it belonged to a friend of mine. That friend was the girl's father.
2006-07-16 10:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy picking up a girl- "Your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"
2006-07-16 10:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-"What are you doing?"
--"Checking your tag. Just what I thought... made in heaven"
Night at the Roxbury is priceless for pickup lines.
2006-07-16 10:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your place or my place.
2006-07-16 10:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by speed2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your legs tired? Because you have been walking through my dreams all night.
Next time I see your mother remind me to thank her. ,,,,for giving you an @ss like that.
2006-07-16 10:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard "You know a voice as sexy as yours could be illegal in some places. I am a police officer in charge of arresting sexy voices."
2006-07-16 10:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes, wanna ***? I've used it before, It worked twice
2006-07-16 10:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just won the Powerball.
2006-07-16 10:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋