2006-07-16 03:19:55 · 7 answers · asked by Justin M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"As long as I have a face you"ll always have a place to sit." A guy said this to me when there weren't anymore seats on a public bus
2006-07-16 03:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Wish 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Way back when I was in the Air Force. One buddy told a Japanese bar wench: "You know, you remind me of a kumquat. You know what a kumquat is?" She shook her head no. And he replied, "A kumquat is a small fruit that's delightful to look at but even better to eat!"
Needless to say, the rest of us choked on our Sapporo, and he actually "got some" that night!!
2006-07-16 10:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a guy doesn't introduce themselves to a girl and just says "Hi what's your name?" instead of "Hi my name is Joe nice to meet you. I can't help but notice you from across the room so I figured I should introduce myself"
2006-07-16 10:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey baby wanna make like milk and shake" I over heard it at a beach...wow is it dumb.
2006-07-16 10:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by Got_a_question? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I sure would like to give your eggs a warm place to sleep tonight"
2006-07-16 10:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by whirlwind_123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Do you have the time?' that was THE worst I've ever heard!
2006-07-16 10:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"who are you?" and "whats your phone number?"
2006-07-16 10:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋