What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you? ...or to somebody you know? ... a good joke would do too, I suppose.
2006-07-16 03:04:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
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Have a laugh on me.
2006-07-16 04:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by rodmod 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well there is this one joke that I always use.
Once in native america when indians are still roaming the lands, there is a white doctor. One day there is this little Indian came to see the doctor and said "Big Chief, no sh*t!" And without thinking, the doctor gave the Indian boy laxative and send him on his way. Moments later, the boy came back again saying "Big Chief, no sh*t!" Then again the doctor gave the boy a stronger dosage of laxative and send him off, hoping that could cure the big chief. But it was only hours that boy came back again, "Big Chief, no sh*t!" Feeling frustrated, the doctor gave the boy laxatives used on big animals and gave it to him. This time the boy came back the next day, with the same shocking look, he blurted, "Big sh*t, no chief!"
2006-07-16 03:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by dendygan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke will have to do:
How do you catch an Elephant?
A. You go into the jungle and dig a big hole. Open a can of peas and sprinkle them all round the hole. Then when the elephant comes for a pea you kick it in the hole.
(I fell out my pram laughing at that)
2006-07-19 16:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by toooldtolivetooyoungtoshoot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On my 13th or 12th birthday i cannot remember. I was sitting on the porch with my friend. I began to say "I have never had a boyfriend so boring." My mom turned around and looked at me like "You have a boring, you're not supposed to have a boyfriend." But I didnt mean to say that, I meant to say "I have never had a birthday so boring." lol. I was so embarassed and afraid, I didnt know what my mom was going to do lol, but she didn't do anything, she just looked at me crazy, as well as my friend did too. Their whole facial expressions were "Where did that come from?" lol.
2006-07-16 03:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by Danyizzle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Im at a diner, eating with my friends and just talkin and hanging out. The booth behind us, this old guy and his family was sitting there, they are eating. This old man seems to be enjoying himself. The big fat dude walks right up to the old man and yells, "Old Man Roger, How the hell are ya?" "I havant seen you for years!!!" The old man smiles, gets up and hugs the guy. They begin to have a small talk converation. The fat dude says "Yeah, my kids are doing great!" This that and the other thing. The old man. "Yeah, glad to hear it, Im glad everythings working out for you." So, to make a long story short, they hug and the fat dude bids him a "Goodbye, Ill see you soon!", so he walks out of the diner. The old man, stunned, sits back down at his seat, and looks over to his old wife and the people he was with. They all have very curious stares on him. The old man goes. "Who the hell was That?!"
2006-07-16 04:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by blakeschool88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take this Egyptian joke:
A stupid man found a monkey in the street. He took the monkey to a policeman and asked what he should do. The policeman told him: "Take it to the zoo." After two days the policeman saw the stupid man and the monkey again in the street.
Policeman: Why didn't you take the monkey to the zoo?
Stupid man: I did.
Policeman: So why is it still with you?
Stupid man: I am taking it to the movies today!
2006-07-16 03:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by M_A_saBet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was having a chat with my elderly neighbour across the fence, when she noticed something nearly fully buried in her flowerbed, she pulled it out and said what the hell is this?, I had to explain they were my underpants ( holes and all ), must of blown off the line, i don't know who was the most embarrassed.
2006-07-16 05:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one for the ladies then.
A Frenchman an Italian and a Scotsman were discussing sexual techniques and the best way to pleasure a lady over a beer one day.
The Frenchman says,, when I finish making love to my lady,, I tenderly caress her thighs and she floats 6 inches above the bed in delight.
The Italian says,, that is nothing, when I finish making love to my lady I kiss the back of her legs all the way from top to toe and she floats 12 inches above the bed in delight.
The Scotsman pipes up and says,, is that it,, when i'm done with my bird,, I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the f**king roof !! boom boom,,
2006-07-16 03:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by India 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this one time, I was at the beach with my cousin and her boyfriend. When he wasnt paying attention, we squirted sunblock on his back and told him a seagull took a crap on him. He stood up and started freaking out saying "No way! No way! Get it off" The people near us were laughing. It was wonderful.
2006-07-16 03:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by Curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter who was 7 at the time was doing her spelling homework. One of the words was HUMID she had to use in a sentence. I always encourage her to try to do it herself. Well she did her sentence was " I AM A HUMID BEAN. She thought HUMID was Human and BEAN for being. She's so cute you had to be there.
2006-07-16 03:13:53 · answer #10 · answered by bubbles32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see someone lighting up a fart you will laugh.
If you see someome sticking a label with their name surname and adress to their passport in case they loose it, you will laugh.
If you watch Seinfeld too.
2006-07-16 12:31:49 · answer #11 · answered by mangueric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋