The Ultimate Final Fantasy Showdown. Who Wins?

Question

Ok so it's the ultimate apocolyptic showdown. Dozens of wild, crazy fans are screaming intensely around a tightly packed wrestling ring. In each corner, is the main hero of each Final Fantasy game from 7, 8, 9 and 10.

In one ring we have the moody loner, Cloud, he scans his opponents and pulls out his mighty sword, smirking evily.

In another, we have Squall, the hero from FF8, reloading his gunblade and running a hand through his hair, waiting excitedly for the battle to begin.

In the next, our little hyper friend Zidane is sitting on the top of his corner, swiping his tail nervously, chomping on a banana.

In the last corner, but not least, we have Tidus. Yuna shouts moral support from the sidelines. He turns and gives a cheesy grin, "I'll make this quick" he laughs boyishly.

The fighters perpare for battle and the bell rings.

(What happens next, who wins and why? Be as imaginative and creative as you want :-D )

Answer 1

Squall starts off the fight by casting haste on himself.
Zidane casts shell.
Tidus summons the Magus Sisters aeon to fight for him.
Cloud pops some materia into his sword.
Squall and Zidane exchange a nod, and run forward together to fight the aeon. They weave in between the sisters, slicing with their swords for a modest amount of damage.
The Magus Sisters cast their support magic, buffing and healing themselves.
Cloud sits back in his dark corner being emo, watching the fight with mild interest.
Squall and Zidane try to cast some heavy magic on the Magus Sisters, but it reflects back and hits them.
The Magus Sisters charge up for their delta attack.
Cloud lets a small smile crack on his face. With a sudden motion, he casts Knights of the Round. The horsemen swoop in and systematically destroy the aeon, cutting down Zidane and Squall as though they are small flies in the process.
His protective aeon gone, Tidus returns to the field of battle. As he prepares to summon another aeon, he is shocked to discover that Cloud's summon was actually a doublecast. Frantically trying to call Bahamut in to take the blow, Tidus is terrorized and decimated by the power of the warriors.
Amused at the ease of his success, Cloud begins looking for a dark corner to go cry in. Suddenly, he's hit in the small of the back by a blitzball, kicked by a newly revived Tidus (courtesy of an auto-life accessory). As Tidus charges his downed foe, sword raised high to strike, Cloud kicks up off the ground. The two clash swords for what seems like an hour, rarely scoring hits past the other's defense. Finally, seeing an opening, Cloud strikes. Not once, not twice, but eight hits simultaneously strike Tidus. He falls limp to the ground, this time for good, victim of a vicious omnislash. Cloud smokes a cigarette and wanders off alone, singing a Dashboard Confessional song.

Say what you want about the characters and the games, KotR and Omnislash are disgustingly brutal... Nothing (not even Sabin's bum rush, sadly) stands up to them.

Answer 2

Zombie!!! via the way Zombie can basically stay invisible, so there is not any way a vampire could have been waiting to harm him. Yep, invisible, they bypass by wall, and would come to get you with out you understanding something approximately it.the individuals who say that zombie have not got potential are basically repeating what they study from the books and observed on television. i'm Haitian and that i understand that zombie has various potential. they are able to kill human. they are able to look invisible. I not at all heard of zombie no longer having suggestions while i became into transforming into up in Haiti. Zombie basically could seem at you and you will die. the only factor which could influence a zombie is salt. once you provide them salt they get their reminiscence back and alter into like a classic human. in accordance with what the zombie became into created to do, they are able to certainly be smart adequate to combat a vampire. Why do you think of in Haiti that as quickly as a zombie see a member of his family participants, he runs away and does not enable them to deliver them back abode? it is via fact they're smart adequate to make the excellence between who they'd desire to stay in touch with and who they'd desire to kill. some human beings are became into zombie in straightforward terms for the objective of killing. SO som zombies are certainly killers and can exterminate any vampire. opposite to the perception, zombie do no longer holiday via team. the only time a team of zombie circulate in crowd is while the voodoo priest who's called Hougan and who became into preserving their spirit is ineffective and the Peristile ( Vodoo temple) is destroyed on an identical time as no person took it over after the ineffective of the Hougan. Vampire seems frightening, are quickly yet they are able to not at all beat zombie. they're going to choose blood which they are able to't take from the zombie. Vampire is Western Invention and Zombie is a Haitian invention, as a Haitian who knows what she is speaking approximately, i might say that zombie is the king.

Answer 3

Kefka kills them all with a mere thought.

Play some REAL Final Fantasy, kid. Try 4 and 6 for starters.

Answer 4

AURON! going with your four main stars, i would have to go with CLOUD hands down (and his sword).

tidus - too non warrior like, zidane to monkey like, and squall just sucks.

Answer 5

Definately Cloud will win, he has swords in his sword, and his fighting skills are simply awesome.. Omnislash rule them all

Answer 6

cloud rules all and 7,8,9,10 are real final fantasys dumbass not my fault u cant afford a ps1 and ps2