Whats the best excuse you've ever used for being late without telling them you slept in?
2006-07-15 22:12:39 · 12 answers · asked by ~*chi_cchick*~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My wife was pregnant (we'd just made it the previous night) and my client believed me, and placed a huge order.
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2006-07-19 13:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
omg I've used so many.
I can even make my own doctor notes using photoshop. haha.
That's horrible, but I've got so many I'm even scared to post them incase my boss is on here. They are unique, so... I think it would be a dead giveaway.
But... since this is the question, some of the most popular ones I've used in the past is..
my car battery wouldn't start
my tire is flat
My car won't turn on ( not battery related - engine related )
I got pulled over
I'm sick as a dog
My electric was off this morning and my alarm got reset..
A spider bit me in my sleep and now I have a huge lump on the side of my neck
I was up all night because my cat had a high temp and had to spend all night in the ER , and I'm exhausted.
I had to drive to ohio to pick up my daughter because her dad is in jail
I ate shellfish at a restraunt last night and my eyes are swollen shut
um.. maybe this is why I have bad luck? ; )
2006-07-16 05:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by MissT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in the country about ten miles down a dirt road(if there is any one readin that live on a dirt road this works every time)
the county graded the road and I got stuck behind the grader lol
idiots i used that 3 times in one month like they grade the roads that much ha i wish
2006-07-16 05:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by shellshell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best excuse that a tree had falen down during a storm and gone right through my window, it not only got me off being late but my boss gave me the week off!
2006-07-16 05:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by cathy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought a beat up, previously wrecked car and told my boss I had a wreck on the way to work. It worked three times!
2006-07-16 05:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by obitdude2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
car broke down send to garage
but the car is standing just a few blocks away and u walk to the office
2006-07-16 05:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by carissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgot to wear socks...
2 different shoes...
forgot car keys.. or vollet
the main door of house didnt open... stucked due to rust..etc
2006-07-16 05:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by Abdul S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry but i was having the best sex i've ever had in my life and I lost track of the time..
2006-07-16 05:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by raven jack. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog ate my pants.
2006-07-16 05:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stopped for a piss in the park
2006-07-16 05:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋