I was outside one night and a UFO beamed me up. One thing led to another before I returned to Earth and I'm pregnant now. I don't even know which of the aliens is the father. Has this happened to anyone else? What should I do?
2006-07-15 19:41:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
God I love my alien costume! Gets me off the hook every time.
2006-07-15 19:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold on, are you pregnant by ghosts or aliens? You're crazy, get some mental help.
2006-07-16 04:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by guineasomelove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh geeesh I'm sorry...Imagine the custody battle on that one?! Or child support?! It'd be OUT OF THIS WORLD! Muhahaha
2006-07-16 03:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by starlightstarbright 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, dear that's awful. You should take that alien jerk on the "Jerry Springer Show" and make him pay child support!!
2006-07-16 02:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to contact Stargate command immediately and inform them of your situation. If any one can help you locate the father it's them. Good luck to you.
2006-07-18 15:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom has been impregnated by aliens!
2006-07-16 03:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by cookinghamusa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course there have been similar claims for about 50 years or so. If you can get an alien DNA sample (and if they can get you pregnant they have DNA) You can get BIG $$$ for it. Please let us know.
2006-07-16 02:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by roscoedeadbeat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abducted, but luckily not impregnated. Or maybe it was just a dream.
2006-07-16 02:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would agree about asking this question..but on a much lighter note, you have me cracking up..like a fool. thats my answer..
i am still laughing..maybe i pass it on.
2006-07-16 02:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sounda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need to get a life!!! Sorry to be so blunt, but you have asked such stupid questions today!!!
2006-07-16 02:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by HCW 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋