It's just weird to be as hot as I am! Seriously, it's not fair to all the other women in the world! Wherever I go, all the guys drop what they are doing and start asking me to marry them. I can't help it if I'm so incredibly hot! When I look into the mirror, it melts! OH NO what can I do about this terrible problem???
2006-07-15 18:27:19 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Put on 20 pounds if you want to be less hot, or buy titanium based mirrors.
2006-07-15 18:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by lenny 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Wake up from your dreamworld! If guys are asking you to marry them, its probably because of your bank account. If a mirror is melting, that tells you that your face is one that would break glass. And, if you consider yourself so incredibly hot, ABC Warehouse has a sale this week on air conditioners (and its not just the weather that is causing so much hot air when your around baby).
2006-07-15 18:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by rhino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can throw a party to celebrate your hottness. . Invite your self-impregnated brother, your dog-impregnated cousin. . and toast to your reflection! Then after the party, you can get a custom mask made, that will hide your face for the rest of your life. This way, you wont have to be unfair to all the other woman in the world. We would greatly appreciate it.
2006-07-15 18:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe when people are being created, God gives them in the looks department what he takes from them in the personality department, and vice versa.
No, I guess that can't be true, because I'm cute and I have a good personality. Hmm...
2006-07-15 18:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop brushing your teeth, shave your head, don't bathe. that should do it. However you can stay gorgeous as you "think" you are now and once you open your mouth honey... don't worry the men will be running for the hills. No one likes an ego the size of yours ... no matter what package it comes in.
2006-07-15 18:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by purple dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every morning go to the mirror and give yourself a big kiss and tell the mirror (your image) I LOVE YOU!
2006-07-15 18:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Stratobratster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you that hot, or do men just wanna have sex with you? by the way...that it's not a terrible problem.
2006-07-15 18:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by SPIRIT The Mustang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first of all check if your a/c is working then go in to the kitchen and get a cold drink if you are still experiencing warm temperature then you might have a fever it could be dangerous
2006-07-15 18:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by pena_reyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're hysterical. get over yourself barbie. i feel soooo sorry for you that all these guys want to marry you. man. you are just too cool. i wish i were sooo badly. i'll tell you whats hot, the air in your head.
2006-07-15 18:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by softballkid4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe getting off your high horse and realizing you arn't that hot might help... or just stand in front of a train with the word ugly writen on it and hopefully it will work:)
2006-07-15 18:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by chaoticone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋