2006-07-15 18:26:57 · 14 answers · asked by PhantomLover 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
YO MAMA'S SO FAT...SHE PUTS HER BELT ON WITH A BOOMERANG
2006-07-15 18:40:57 · update #1
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
2006-07-15 18:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cutie 4 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Yo Mommas Like A Fridgerator - I Put My Meat In Her
Yo Mommas Like A Door Knob - Every 1 Gets A Turn
Instead of Athletes Foot Your Mom Has Athletes Face
Yo Mommas Like Railroad Tracks She Gets Laid Around The Country
Yo Mommas So Skinny Her Nipples Touch
Your Mommas Like A Pool Table I Put My B***s In Her
Yo Mommas Like Barbacue Sauce I Dunk My Chicken Nuggets In Her
2006-07-15 19:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by Sharp Guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama's like a brick - flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans.
2006-07-15 18:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by funky_little_armadillo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a part 2 to my answer... yo mama like a shotgun, 5 cocks and she LOADED! yo mama so old, I heard she played in The Land Before Time, AS HERSELF! yo mama so greasy, she nicknamed Oil N Go, cuz she can use the street as a slip-n-slide yo mama so ugly, when the grim reaper came for her soul, he gave the scythe to me and said, "she's your problem now!" yo mama so stupid, instead of giving her a brain, god filled her head with crap, and that's why people call her "****-for-brains"! yo mama so fat, I heard she caused 9/11 cuz of her farts! yo mama so big, people when to Skull Island and discovered King Kong, not wait that was yo mama! yo mama so slutty, people call you "mother-******" cuz she even asked YOU for some moves!
2016-03-27 07:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat, she fell in the road and I ran out of gas taking a detour around her
yo mama so fat, when she used to play hide-and-seek, she had to hide behind Texas
yo mama so ugly, your daddy puts a paper bag on his head
yo mama so fat, midgets are in orbit around her
2006-07-15 18:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Evil Scorpion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch the show called Yo momma
2006-07-15 18:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by sqixlambeno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont like talking about yo momma because everyone else does!
2006-07-15 18:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kay O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA so big they had ta build the house round her haba huba day
2006-07-15 18:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-15 22:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, she left K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed on Target.
2006-07-15 18:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by The Zen Master 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋