2006-07-15 18:22:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Hockey
You're only about 30 years out of date:
"It's Jesus saves but Espo scores on the rebound."
There were bumper stickers in Boston made.
That begat "Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent" in Philly.
Then thankfully, the Lord and Jesus took a vacation and now only appear in dumbass football and basketball players thanking them in interviews.
2006-07-16 11:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
2017-01-16 17:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by virgen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see it now...
Gretzky moves in over the line into the offensive zone. Messier slips a pass into Kurri. Kurri drives the net but wait, he leaves a drop pass for Messier! The defence look stumped. Messier winds up and fires top left where 'momma hides the peanut butter'...
OH MY GOD! WHAT A SAVE! Jesus with a tremendous save!
Oh, the rebound is out... Gretkzy scoops it up and fires...
Then the lights go out as the local power plant is struck by a bolt of lightning and we are left to wonder what could have been? The Dynasty of Gretzky and the Oilers or that of Jesus and God...
-Sigh- Too bad eh?
2006-07-16 05:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by darekdeangleo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gretzky scores on a beautiful deke as Jesus was caught looking the other way ! Remember Jesus can't save them all unless they want it to saved. Gretzky always wanted to score or pass!
2006-07-16 03:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jeff R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're on the same team, dumb*ss. Gretzky is not only a great player, but he was also shrewd enough to restructure his contract so the Rangers could get Jesus in at goalie under the salary cap.
Gretzky loves the fans and he felt like Jesus would only help him bring us a championship.
2006-07-15 18:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus does not play hockey. He will not be involved with any sport that is played with wooden instruments that has penalities for spearing. Something about hanging from a wooden cross a while back. Sure it was a long time but he's never really recovered from it.
2006-07-17 17:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by kid_flav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on...that's an old one.
It's actually Espo scores on the rebound.
2006-07-17 07:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by oldtomato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent question.
The answer is yes. But only if Dave Semenko is on the ice to protect him from St. Lidwina ( Patron Saint or Skaters )
2006-07-17 07:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by Tex2027 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gretzky puts it off the post
2006-07-15 18:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by zburleson06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Betcha! Hey he scores on the wrap around!
2006-07-16 04:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by Min 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋