2006-07-15 18:17:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. *smiles*
2006-07-15 18:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You even got the question wrong.
It should be How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood as much as a wood chuck should chuck wood. Woodchucks couldn't chuck wood anyway.
2006-07-16 01:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the woodchuck would have to have his lawyer look over the contract, and would, of course, demand his own trailer and personal grooming assistant.
He might contract for about 3-4 cords of wood a day.
2006-07-16 01:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by arcayne_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood he wouldn't not that he shouldn't.
2006-07-18 17:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by SlapADog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let the woodchuck chuck wood
2006-07-16 02:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we keep asking this question when we know a woodchuck can't chuck wood? It states it in your question how much wood would he chuck if he COULD CHUCK wood? So he obviously can't chuck wood. I refuse to discuse it any futher.
2006-07-16 01:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sammy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the woodchuck boss. They have a union too.
2006-07-16 01:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by crazyhumans2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends on how many sea shells Sally sells by the seashore and is inversely proportional to the number of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
2006-07-16 01:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by Chug-a-Lug 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck chuck could chuck would then could a wood chuck would chuck a ton of wood if the wood chuck could chuck would.
2006-07-16 01:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-16 01:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋