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My greyhound dog got my cousin pregnant when she was in town and she's really confused right now. She didn't want it to happen and she has no idea how to tell her parents. Will the babies come out as dogs or humans?

2006-07-15 18:12:26 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

35 answers

they will probley come out like kinda mixed. i hope they can talk and then ull have a talking dog. if shes really preggy are u shure u didnt get her that way. write me back about it

2006-07-15 18:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I think you should get together with your cousin, dog, aliens and ghosts and have one heck of an orgy then fall asleep! Maybe in the morning you will have had the baby it could then take you to the doctor if your still feeling so bothered, bewitched and bewildered.

Plus I would probably quit taking anymore of whatever it is your enjoying tonight!

2006-07-15 20:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by minowanman 1 · 0 0

In some states what you are describing is against the law and caries 5-10 in the pen (and I don't mean the kennel either) You better hope the authorities don't see this or you could be an accomplice to the crime

2006-07-15 18:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow, Maybe you should lock Fido up next time you invite people over. Also, are you going to have to pay child support since you dog obviously doesn't have a job...lol. You really got to find something else to do.

2006-07-15 18:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Man!! You have a real sicko in your family. But Hey! If she does have a human/Greyhound the kid will be a great track star in the future. ROFL!!!!

2006-07-15 21:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 0 0

Well you need to tell your cousin that maybe her boyfriend knocked her up before she came to your house. Maybe the dog LOOKED like he was doing the do, but she just isn't smart.

2006-07-15 18:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is so ******* funny! It happened to my cousin too! Small world, eh? I mean, really, it's not every day someone meets somebody who always has the dog and their cousin ******* with each other. That is so cool!

2006-07-15 18:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by cookinghamusa 1 · 0 0

They will be DOMANS! It'll be the new designer dog! Move out of the way you $900 Terri Poos, my Do Mans are on the way! *does little dance* stick with me kid & we'll be rich!

2006-07-15 20:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by starlightstarbright 3 · 0 0

the only way your cousin could get impregnated by a dog is if she's a dog herself. get her spayed, it'll avoid this situation from occuring in the future

2006-07-15 20:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by visionary 4 · 0 0

Allah be praised, it is a wonderous miracle! You're cousin will be famed and revered. Pray to Allah for his protection that the health of your cousins babies may be well.

2006-07-15 18:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by rajjfahneen 1 · 0 0

She'll need to be put to sleep, with the dog.

Or you could take your story to a news channel in the meantime. If she has the babies, she'll make millions.

2006-07-16 01:18:51 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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