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Let her hide them in the top of the closet, out of the way,so none of your friends will see it... oh, wait. Never mind. Are you worried because of the crumbs in yr socks, or what? Because those were so totally put there by the government to test your endurance.

2006-07-15 17:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by e.l.f. 2 · 2 0

There is a specific solution to your problem. You need to put half an oreo (with the cream filling sucked out, of course), and an oatmeal raisin cookie in her panty hose drawer. Then stand on your left foot until your mom turns into a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater, and the problem will be gone.

2006-07-15 23:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by Larry 6 · 1 0

Put a mouse in there. Unless that's who she's leaving the fig newtons for.

2006-07-15 23:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by ginarene71 5 · 1 0

you poor boy, why don't you just eat all of the fig newtons so there won't be any left for her to put in your drawer .

2006-07-16 01:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by JENNIFER C 4 · 0 0

Hide them in her drawer...give her a taste of her own meds....lmao fig newtons

2006-07-15 23:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by tenderlyxtoxic 1 · 1 0

Why don't you take the fig newtons and shove them up your @ss. Quit asking non baseball questions you moron.

2006-07-16 02:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cardinals = Greatness 6 · 0 1

Why do you keep posting these questions in the baseball section?

2006-07-16 02:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by evie ♥'s her Dodgers 5 · 0 1

well u should start eating them and she wouldnt put them in their anymore

2006-07-16 13:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by CubsFan 4 · 1 0

hahahah how old are you??lolololol

2006-07-15 23:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Robert 1 · 0 0

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