I would graze and let out the occational mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
2006-07-15 16:27:34 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
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2006-07-15 16:36:50 · update #1
Move to India and become worshiped.
2006-07-15 16:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get laid only once a year and get my t*ts yanked twice a day. I'd also wade through a river of sh*t, eat fermented corn, get my left ear tattooed, and have a vet stick his hand up my a** every once in a while. Eventually I'd get turned into a Big Mac. OTOH if I'm nice they would take me to fairs, and they take the kids away so I never have to raise them. So on balance, I'd be contented.
2006-07-15 16:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd organize all the other cows into a Union, and finally get some decent health care around here! (and a decent pension plan)
Milkers of the world - Unite!
2006-07-15 16:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by procinktoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would jump a steer for a change and see how they like to be straddled and dragged across the open field for something to do in front of all his friends..Why I even think farmer Jones would get a good laugh out of that..
2006-07-15 16:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd keep mooooooving along the pasture, eating choice moooorsels of grass until milking time and call it just an udder day.
2006-07-15 16:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Gray Matter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would practice falling over when I'm awake so that when I sleep standing up people won't get the last laugh. I would also Mooooo at my buddies and they would mooo back. Almost like that WAZZUP Commercial a few years back!
2006-07-15 16:30:35 · answer #6 · answered by ChiefNickNameadvancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would munch grass, chew my cud, give the best milk possible and try to attract the best bulls so my children would become breeding stock, rather than steaks.
2006-07-15 16:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not stand under trees during a lightning storm.
2006-07-15 16:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Stryker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would kick the s**t out of human's everytime they would try to get my milk. I would then tell them that they need to drink from their own kind. (I really don't approve of human's stealing milk from cows)
2006-07-15 16:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by meme1972 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be a talking cow that can dance ballroom style and i would have strawberry milkshakes instead of milk i would be the best cow ever
2006-07-15 16:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋