2006-07-15 15:26:27 · 20 answers · asked by Hymn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
When Jerry explains to Kramer and Newman that Keith Hernandez (sp?) couldn't have spit on them. "That's one magic loogy"
and
When Jerry says "Fasten your seatbelts, we're going to see the baby"
and
The Soup Nazi episode. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
LMFAO! I love Sienfeld.
2006-07-15 15:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Stryker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the mother of George's girlfriend catches him eating out of the trash
When George and the brother of another girlfriend get into a fight because George "double-dipped"
When Kramer is dabbling in communism while being Santa, and the kid yells "hey, this guy's a commie!!"
When Elaine runs out of the bathroom with several rolls of toilet paper so she doesn't have to "spare a square", to get back at Jerry's girlfriend (Jami Gertz)
When George runs Bette Midler over while playing softball, and the next shot shows her team chasing Jerry and George from a distance.
There are too many to choose from!
2006-07-15 22:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffrey S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steinbrenner: Mrs. Costanza?
Estelle: Yes?
Steinbrenner: My name is George Steinbrenner, I'm afraid I have some very sad news about your son.
Estelle: (gasps)
(Costanza living room)
Estelle: I can't believe it. He was so young. How could this have happened?
Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo.
Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George?
Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?
Frank: What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doin'!
Steinbrenner: Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying "Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."
2006-07-15 22:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Nostrum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember the episode when they were trying to guess Kramer's first name? I love his wild hair-do and how he slides into Jerry's apartment. I laughed myself silly when he was putting black paint over the lane lines on the highway, to make wider, more luxurious lanes to travel in and then the terrible bottle neck that ensued afterward!!!
The show has no redeeming social value, but I watch the reruns all the time.
2006-07-15 22:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Kramer says "If you would have told me 20 years I ago that I was going to solve the worlds energy crisis, I would have told you that you were crazy. Now help me push this giant ball of oil out the window."
2006-07-15 22:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Elaine was talking to that lady and said "The Dingo Ate Your Baby" I thought that was funny....And when Kramer told Jerry he was going to be the first pirate!
2006-07-15 22:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Kramer washes the dishes with his foot while he's taking a shower.
2006-07-15 22:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by MDQ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When george pushed the old people out of the way during the fire
2006-07-15 22:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by silinxia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot spare a single square, I do not have a square to spare. When Elaine and Jerry's girlfriend (Jamie Gertz) are stuck in the bathroom and Elaine has no toilet paper in her stall.
2006-07-15 22:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by mad_hat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Georges parents thought he was masturbating,when Elaine danced,when Jerry wore the PUffy Shirt,when Jerry stole the bread,when George lost track of one of his parents precious t.v. guides,there are so many,it would take days to say them all!!
2006-07-15 22:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋