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2006-07-15 15:01:48 · 12 answers · asked by JOJO 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
funniest in my case is asking my family questions, even with my 4.0 i'm still the "dumb blonde" in the family.
ex 1) Johnny Carson died, and I had no idea who he was, so I asked. My mom said he was on before Jay Leno. I left it at that for about half an hour before I said "Mom! the news is on before Jay Leno!"
ex 2) I was talking with my dad about Hurricane Katrina, he was saying how comanies had given most of the people a 3 month grace period, when they didn't have to pay their bills. Positive he had it wrong I said "No! They gave them 90 days!"
ex 3) I was asking my mom if I could go somewhere and she said "There isn't a snowball's chance in hell you'll be able to go." About 4 hours later I gasped as I said "Oh my gosh I get it, A snowball would melt in hell!"
Hope this makes you laugh as I have never lived any of them down (plus all the others) as at least one of my three older brothers was there to witness them all.
2006-07-15 15:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by hodagwriter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I rented a billboard downtown. On it i had a message that said, "this billboard intentionally left blank." Deliberately printed in small letters. If only i had the traffic accident statistics for that intersection...
2006-07-15 22:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walked into a barber shop and asked them to add some to the top and thicken it up a bit.
2006-07-15 22:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by kojak0527 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there was this prank when it was april fools day where as soon as my brother woke up their was this trap when he stepped out of his be this rope on the floor and he turned upside down and as that went a cream pie fell on his face and his hands were tied up so he couldn't move
2006-07-15 22:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by love me cutie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stole a sombrero. I walked out of the store with it on my head. Hahahahahaha
2006-07-15 22:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by Sappho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it may not sound funny but me and my cousin watch tv and say the opposite of what everybody says and another thing we do is everything that ppl say on tv we say yo momma back but you have to have the right timing she tries to beat me but can never find anything as funny as mines
2006-07-15 22:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jojo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh!! my!! i have done heaps of stupid and funny things. where do i begin.
well maybe putting spuds : potatoes in my friends exaust lol not funny at the time but we laughed our gutts out after. she blew her motor up so .. guess who had to pay for another hahaha :~(
2006-07-15 22:06:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I fart at my brother's face
2. I fell down and fart at my little brother's face
3. I was going to turn on the plug but i off it
4. I fart as many times on my brother
5. I go to causeway point and fell but this time my brothers fart on me :( that because i fart at them many times
2006-07-15 22:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Juxeski 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok well i dove into a pool thinking i was really cool a lot of my friends were there, well when I came back up my top of my swim suit was,well not on me soooo anyway I soooo didnt notice and one of my friends had to tell me it was horrible!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-18 23:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by gigglywiggly426 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some guys dared me to fun into this group of girls and while i was running i tripped and fell on her chest.
2006-07-15 22:06:11 · answer #10 · answered by adam_the_beaner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋