It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey
2006-07-15 14:46:07
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answered by Starry 4
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Ok there is a very long list but I promise to keep it short for you sake.........
1.If It *****, Floats, Or Flies... It's cheaper to rent it!
2.Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
3.What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?
4.I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet!
5.I am the person your parents warned you about
6.I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people
7. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
8.Not good at empathy, how about some sarcasm?
9.Don't believe everything you hear... unless it's on the internet
10.Sometimes life sucks but making fun of you makes it all better
2006-07-15 15:01:25
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly
stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was
astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. "
-- Mark Twain
"It's clear that most American children suffer too much mother and
too little father."
-- Gloria Steinem
"It is a wise father that knows his own child."
-- William Shakespeare
"It is much easier to become a father than to be one."
-- Kent Nerburn (Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man)
"Everybody today seems to be in such a terrible rush; anxious for
greater developments and greater wishes and so on; so that children
have very little time for their parents; Parents have very little
time for each other; and the home begins the disruption of the peace
of the world."
-- Mother Teresa
"Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they
preach."
-- Arnold Glasow
"The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty
with the son who neglects them. "
-- Confucius
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; bribery and
corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; and
the end of the world is evidently approaching."
-- Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
2006-07-15 23:59:55
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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YOU ARE UNIQUE
"For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is." -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Never follow the crowd in what you do; the crowd has never produced anything of lasting quality, value or beauty." -- Denis Waitley
"You have a calling which exists only for you and which only you can fulfill." -- Dr. Naomi Stephan
"It is the inside you that is important. Dress up and look good so you attract people who can find out how nice, interesting and valuable you are." --Patricia Fripp
Love & Blessing
Milly
2006-07-15 14:47:08
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answer #4
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answered by milly_1963 7
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Yesterday was History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, Today is a gift, that's why it's called the Present
2006-07-15 14:47:17
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answered by peacelovejoy 3
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War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
- Sydney Huff
2006-07-16 10:52:04
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answered by Anonymous
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This is from a song: The Click by Good Charlotte
"The best years of our lives aren't as easy as they seem. But one day we'll look back, and then we'll have to laugh. They used to call us names now they want our autographs." I love that song.
2006-07-15 14:46:40
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answer #7
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answered by roxy81492 4
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Mine is No shoes, no shirt, no problem.
It's like the song from Kenny Chesney although I don't listen to the song, I just like the phrase.
2006-07-15 14:52:42
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Well I'm kinda partial to mine that I just asked....
Having sex at 90 is like playing pool with a rope....
George Burns
A very funny guy
Hey....yours is pretty good too....though you should always quote who said it!
Smiles to you...
SmileyCat : )
2006-07-15 14:48:43
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answered by SmileyCat : ) 4
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there are so much i have well right now mine is
" Friends may come or they may go but they will always leave footprints in your heart."
Reason why i like this quote is because a close friend of mine has recently passed.
2006-07-15 14:46:45
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answered by emopunkrockerchick 2
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"A wise man once said, if we were to break the rules, the world would be filled with a bunch of tree climbing crap flingers."
i love that quote although i strongly believe in breaking the rules
2006-07-15 14:46:25
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answered by Anonymous
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