Funniest one wins!
2006-07-15 14:33:03 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, I hope no one dies.
2006-07-15 14:36:54 · update #1
Mine: A few worms are happier today!
2006-07-15 14:37:57 · update #2
Not planning on dying yet!
2006-07-15 14:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am not going to have a tombstone if it were up to me, because I want to live forever. That might not be so funny, but at least it expresses honest sentiment.
But if I really do have to die at the age of 108, they should put on my tombstone "He was taken from us way too early..."
2006-07-15 14:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with stupid and it would be shaped like a finger and point to the tombstone next to mine
2006-07-15 14:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Megan C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here Lies noils
Age 102
Only The Good
Die Young
2006-07-15 14:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by noils 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here lies
Izzy deadyet.
or
i decided to live forever, or die in the attempt
or
here lies a total waste of two billion years of evolution
or
you did WHAT with my liver?
or
boy, it sure is hot down here.
or
better be here with the Buddhists than upstairs with the Republicans.
2006-07-18 07:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by lamesox101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i can finally get some sleep becasue my sister always wakes me up in the morring and i dont go to bed untill about 3 am so i dont get much sleep so when im dead i can sleep forever
2006-07-15 14:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by punky89 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She Lived Life to the fullest!!!
2006-07-15 14:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by ~*~ Stormy Weather~*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was alive, alive, alive... then he died. And he loved to laugh and invites you to write graffiti on this tombstone.
2006-07-16 06:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by MattEMatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was never really here anyways.
Bout time he got his sorry *** on up to heaven or to wherever the flock he's going!
2006-07-15 16:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by CoolLuke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She did the best she could
She wasn't bad
She wasn't good
She didn't do what she should
But , she always did the best she could
2006-07-15 14:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No stone, I just want an unmarked pinwheel.
2006-07-15 14:42:24 · answer #11 · answered by c0mbustible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋