What would you rather be , a monkey or a fish and why?

Answer 1

well, thats a brilliant question,, let me weigh this up now,, if i were a monkey i could,, masturbate in front of everyone,, crap all over the carpet,, hide your remote control, break your car ariel and get my picture taken with loads of snotty nosed kids at a funfair somewhere.
now,, if i were a fish i could,, take 3 seconds to swim around my bowl then forget i'd already done that and do it again , so life would never be boring but i'd have a long stringy tail of poo dragging from my bum that i'd forget about so its 50/50 really

Ps, I've thought long and hard over this, its now 5.11 in the AM and this is another pro's and con's brainstorm I just had.(how sad am I ? ,,rhetorical question)
If I were either a fish or a monkey, I'd still probably end up getting eaten at some point,, but if I were a fish I'd get bashed with an iron bar over my head so I'd be dead before being eaten (I'd forget about the iron bar incident anyway and I'd only dislike you for 3 seconds for eating me), BUT,,and this is a big but,,, if I were a monkey then they'd slice the top of my head off and start eating my nervous system while I was still alive in some 'upmarket' back alley restaraunt in Thailand for lots of money, so,, after all is said and done.
I WANNA BE A FISH !! ,, I wouldn't mind the dangly poo or the little diver that lets off every 4 seconds,, just long enough for me to forget about it then he can scare me again,, I swear he just does that just to see how long the string gets before I think its food and eat it.
He could let off every 2 seconds but Noooooo,, that wouldn't be any fun would it,,yeah lets all pick on the incontinent one yeah very good,do you know what they call me in here,,,do you,,? bloody bottom feeder,, thats not nice is it,,
god I hate being a fish, wait theres a diver,, oh he farted !! oh a sunken half a ship !! is that food ? it tastes like poo,, oh theres a diver,,

This is, without a doubt, the best question I've seen on this site, I've had a lot of fun ., thank you for asking it.

Answer 2

I would rather be a Monkey. You know why? Cuz I don't wanna b a phisch. ne ways.. If you are a fish, then you are stuck in water. Yeah, that would be cool, for like an hour or so. I think it would suck to fly on an sirplane in a fish tank! Plus monkeys are the thing to be these days . ooh Ooh!

Answer 3

Well I LOVE monkey's but I would rather be a fish. Why? Because I have a fish and it's interesting to watch him swim around. Maybe it's because I don't know how to swim so I really would rather be a fish.

Answer 4

Well it depends. If it was between a fresh water fish and a monkey I would be a monkey becuase fresh water fish scare me. But if it's between a salt water fish and a monkey I would pick the fish.

Answer 5

A monkey, cuz they are so cute, the are active and fun to watch.

A fish only has a memory span of 3 seconds.

Answer 6

Monkey. They can do everything we can do and get away with things we soulnt do in public. Why would anyone want to be a fish all cold and wet and forgetful

Answer 7

A monkey. They have more advantages and are loved by more people. They're also smarter. Fishes have a 3 second memory.

Answer 8

i'd rather be a monkey than a fish. just because

Answer 9

I don't know if I could choose between the two. The monkey gets to swing from trees while the fish gets to swim in the water. Tough choice.....I don't know.

Answer 10

I know a monkey and a fish and they are both really, really nice people but I'm an owl and I'm good with that.