what is the stupidest or most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

Answer 1

I was in a crowd of people and was standing up on a higher platform, I jumped down and when I landed my shoe slid forward and I fell on my rump and my shoe flew off with a tremendous force like a bullet and hit this guy I had a crush on in the leg really hard. He said "OW!" I couldn't believe such momentum in a shoe flying off one's foot!!!! I was red for days.

Answer 2

The other night I managed to lock my two and a half year old as well as my car keys in my SUV in front of my house with my extra key & my husband on a plane flying home. It included calling 911 and having the fire department as well as the police come out to my house.

Since I live in AZ this can be a very dangerous situation, luckily it was 9:30pm and he was sound asleep. Well he was asleep until they popped the lock & he saw all the people and very bright lights all around us. I couldn't get him back to bed until almost 12am.

We have since made two new keys and hid them.

Answer 3

I was in a speech contest.
I had made it to the finals
I knew the speech by heart or so I thought
Near the end I blanked, couldn't remember for the life of me.
Out of frustration I muttered f**k, the judges heard it of course

Answer 4

I asked a bar maid once: HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU? To see how far along she was in her pregnancy and she wasn't pregnant. To add insult to injury I didn't hear her first response and asked her again. She yelled: I'M NOT PREGNANT!!! I wanted to crawl under the bar.

Answer 5

don't u ever ask this question to anybody to say his embarrsing thing he had done infront of millions

Answer 6

how much time do we have?

Answer 7

i need a minute to think....