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Question

I'm bored and wasting 5 points by doing this, but 10 points to whoever says the most entertaining thing.

Answer 1

"The most entertaining thing," I said.

Answer 2

01.) The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
02.) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
03.) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
04.) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
05.) American car horns beep in the tone of F.
06.) No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
07.) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
08.) 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
09.) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
10.) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
11.) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
12.) The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
13.) A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
14.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
15.) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
16.) The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
17.) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
18.) The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
19.) The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
20.) Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
21.) The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
22.) Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
23.) Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser.
24.) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
25.) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. (Her doctor was a Jew!)
26.) Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
27.) All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
28.) Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
29.) The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Answer 3

Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.

Answer 4

My mom used to say, "Only boring people get bored." :)

Answer 5

I am so bored I am answering your question.

Answer 6

get up get out of bed live love be happy.go out and chase rainbows look for frogs get out side!!!

Answer 7

threesome!