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Once upon a time,
I could not think of a rhyme,
Coming up with one quick,
'Snot the easiest trick,
Next time, I'll just pantomime.

2006-07-15 10:27:45 · 8 answers · asked by nex_nox_noctus 3 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

8 answers

A ghoul stood on a bridge one night,
Its lips were all a quiver.
It gave a cough,
Its leg fell off
And floated down the river.

There once was an old man named Jim
who took dentures that weren't meant for him.
They did not fit his mouth,
so he then spit them out,
and gave them to his wife Kim.

I wrote the second one (not very good at limericks) ; )

2006-07-15 10:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 5 3

I came across a poem online
"A lymrck" read the first line;
I took a glance
And thought that perchance
I might just be wasting my time.

2006-07-15 10:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by C-Mick 3 · 0 0

That's a waste of five points.

2006-07-15 10:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ah, but you DID think of a rhyme. Touchay, my friend.

2006-07-15 10:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's cute, but you spelt limerick wrong ;)

2006-07-15 10:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no its terrible

2006-07-15 10:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Angus Young 3 · 0 0

No.

2006-07-15 10:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by thiefofsanity 2 · 0 0

first off, you misspelled limrick, second, a limerick is supposed to be funny, not even a chuckle, wait one second
.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. nope, not even a chuckle

2006-07-15 10:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by Sammy Hagar 3 · 0 0

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