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baa baa ba boomdeeay, baa ba baa boomdeeay! Boom boom buh brum beh brum, brum brum ba boomduhdee!
baa buh breh boom, breh boom deeeee AY!
baa baa ba boomdeeay, baa ba breh boomduhdee;
brah bruh beh bumdebee, brah boh di bibbihtee bobbihty....
ba DOOM!
...bom bum buhm boom.

That was some hard work, you ought to give me best vote if not for the most entertaining, then at least for the most effort!

2006-07-15 09:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The

phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,



It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.



Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was
ipmorantt!

2006-07-15 16:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. Don't put it in if it's not wet
2. Beer and Merlot don't mix
3. You CAN cut yourself on frozen pizza. I did it yesterday
4. Fat cats can really do damage on you if they're scared in the middle of the night
5. Racoons are never cool to have in your attic.
5. Milwaukee's Best is the best of the cheap beers
5. It's ok to have three #5 answers

2006-07-15 16:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 0 0

hey there is a knock on the door and batman flyies in and flys through your closet and then a big green and purple slimey monster comes out and says u have 2 days before monsters take over the land then a enormus big green hand breaks through the glass picks u up and squeezes u it is the hulk and he asks if u want to marry him before u can say no one eww gross he starts walking towards the local church he puts u down and bends over trying to fit through the door he cant so he hits the doorway and the whole building comes falling down then u see all the looney tunes surrounding u asking u to come with them they scoop u and bring u to there underground lair and ask u to sit still there they call on their wild beast u can hear the beast coming u scream jump up and start to run right there i fly in on my magical plane that can float through walls because of my pal danny phatom u r scared and try to jump out of the plan but i tell u to sit down and tell u a story my story about my past.

2006-07-15 16:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Read my 360. Lots of jokes on there. At the bottom of Jimmy's thought for the day, where it says 2 comments, click on it.

Whole things one big joke.

2006-07-15 16:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 0 0

heres sumthin that will take like 15 minutes:
1.say cat before each word starting at the top of the list
2.say "i" before and after each word
3.say cow before and after each word
4.say moop loop(lol) after each word
5.read the list of words starting at the bottomof the list.
bored
were
you
guess
i
well
this
for
fell
you
that
belive
dont
i

2006-07-15 16:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

licking chipmunks! It's the ultimate boredome cure!

2006-07-15 16:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just go to these websites!

www.bored.com it soo fun!
www.i-am-bored.com its updated everyday so there is always something new!
www.xanga.com start yourself a blog!

2006-07-15 16:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ally 5 · 0 0

ok, why do woman claim to not fart or snore? just ask any woman this question, and they all say the same thing....not me!

2006-07-15 16:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by popcorn 1 · 0 0

All you got to do to NOT be bored is reach into your shorts and pull the ejection cord until the chute opens............................

2006-07-15 16:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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