I like "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
2006-07-15 08:49:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
when chuck norris steps in a puddle, he doesnt get wet, the puddle gets chuck norris, lol
2006-07-15 08:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by Hellion 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Chuck Norris IS the joke
2006-07-15 15:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by Fully armed in the battle of wits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has 118,453 friends on myspace. It is an unspoken agreement that when you join his list of friends, you are actually placing your name on his list of death, but Chuck Norris' friends do not care. To die by the hand of Chuck is an honor.
2006-07-15 15:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Manda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
2006-07-15 17:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by (.Spektra.) 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris can divide by 0..in fractions!
2006-07-15 19:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by loveforever 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did you know that chuck norris' penis played chubacca in all the Star Wars movies?
2006-07-15 22:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by MaasMCTS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?...uh, norris
2006-07-15 16:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by liz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋