When you work with turkeys????
2006-07-15 08:42:09 · 14 answers · asked by itty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know where i work, right?
Well, along with all the pigs and sheep and horses' behinds and dumb oxes and cowardly chickens i see on a regular basis.....(human and otherwise).....the other day i saw both turkeys (in a pen) *and* an eagle (flying overhead).
Is your question just a coincidence.....or have you been reading my mind?
(Should i be afraid?)
(*More* afraid, i mean?)
2006-07-15 09:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The key is not to compare yourself to others. For whatever you do, there is always better than you are and there is always worse than you are.
If you want to soar like an eagle, try to always beat your best record. If you did something good today, try to do it better tomorrow and try to outdo it again the next day. Before you know it, you'll be a different person. A person with higher standards that also soars like an eagle
2006-07-16 11:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by alandicho 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the weekends, get a paraglider, find a hill, strap yourself into the harness, pop the glider over your head, and then start running (down the hill). I promise, you'll soar like an eagle. Leave the turkeys behind.
2006-07-15 15:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by TrippingJudy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just ignore them and be the better person
if you can use an i-POD and do not listen to the rest of them
just do your job to the best of your ability and leave the turkeys to themselves
and soon you will either soar like an eagle or soar like super beagle.....
smile
have a great day
good luck
2006-07-15 21:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just think of it this way, Eagles may soar but weasels or turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines.
2006-07-15 15:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by boeckers2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working with Turkeys would be a step up for me.
2006-07-16 13:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure I can flyyyyyyyy. No seriously I can't. Just make the turkey loose weight and then without the extra weight it can fly.
2006-07-15 17:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by zombiepirate_13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just play some Steve Miller Band.
2006-07-15 15:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by Walter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drugs
2006-07-15 21:13:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put those turkeys in their place. Stuff 'em and put 'em in your mind's oven, shut the door, and stay focused on the whipped cream and pumpkin pie.
2006-07-15 19:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by MattEMatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋