Wut is the most embarresing thing that ever happened to u.?

Question

Plz tell me im in need of a laugh.

Answer 1

i was swimming and some one pulled my shorts off

Answer 2

My g/f wanted to give me a nice birthday party - she said she will blindfold me and take me to the dining table and she seated me. Everything was quiet, so I figured she is busy preparing the surprise for me in the kitchen.

I had this sudden urge to fart. So, I lifted my left cheek, let one go. Another one came - the right cheek this time, and on and on..... a few, can't remember. I really let them go everytime.

A few minutes went by and I could hear her footsteps. So, I contained myself and sat quietly. She seems to have prepared this huge spread of food - with beautiful cake and the works.

She said "...sweet, I will take off your blindfold now...." and there I was in the midst of all of my good friends, seated around the table.......!!!!!

All shouted out in one voice: "SURPRISE......!!"

This was the most embarassing moment, I will never foget. I am married to that sweet g/f now and we both laugh at this episode everytime.

Answer 3

A comic once asked his audience, "What's the first thing you think about before you go to sleep each night"..

An 88 year old granny sitting in the front row yelled out, "Masturbation"...

I was sitting 3 seats behind her and couldn't help but LAUGH OUT LOUD too.

Answer 4

Getting shot in the boob by a rocket engine in front of everyone in my physics class.

Answer 5

ok I was bowling with some friends from work, might i remind you NONE of us were drinking, NONE of us! And It was my turn and my shoes slipped and I fell into the lane, I was laughing soo hard!

Answer 6

Had sex in a public place and got caught by the owners dog.

Answer 7

i dont no yet