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if so, what is ur favorite quote from the movie? I like it when mugatu has a breakdown at the end of the movie.

2006-07-15 06:35:52 · 15 answers · asked by butter with a touch of scotch 2 in Entertainment & Music Movies

15 answers

I love Zoolander soo much my fav quote is " TODD! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!?"

Or

"Cool story Hansel" -Derek Zoolander

or

"What is this?? A center for Ants!??........The building has to be at least... 3 times... that size! "


i could go on all day!

2006-07-15 06:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11 2

the movie was ok, not ben stiller's best movie but i still thought it was funny. my favorite quotes:


Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you


Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!


VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel


[after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant]
Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?



[after he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ***? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!


Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?


Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse...
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.


Derek Zoolander: Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.


[after being in a coal mine for a day]
Derek Zoolander: [high-pitched cough] ... I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there


Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
Matilda: That was last Friday.
Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

2006-07-15 06:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by mrsdhaniharrison 3 · 0 0

"What is this a city for ants" When talking about the model. I s my favorite. Great movie, making fun of the fashion industry is always funny.

2006-07-15 06:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Too many funny parts, but I like David Duchonvy (sp) in that movie.

2006-07-15 06:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by advicemom 4 · 0 0

I love that movie. It's so funny. I like the part when he pulled out his little cell phone.

2006-07-15 06:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I liked that movie

2006-07-15 06:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by kiki Dee 5 · 0 0

haha i love that movie
"i think i'm getting the black lung" hahaha
"the dereck zoolander building for children who cant read good"

2006-07-15 06:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0 0

I actually thought that the movie was kind of stupid, but my daughter really likes it.

2006-07-15 06:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by RainCloud 6 · 0 0

it was ok
I gave it a 2.7 out of 5
not Ben Siller's finest though

2006-07-15 06:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

"How about you DeraLICK my balls"

Thats my favorite quote....dont complain to yahoo for that.

2006-07-15 06:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by BWLJ 3 · 0 0

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