History Quiz?

Question

HISTORY TEST

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following multiple choice test. The events are actual
Events from history. They actually happened!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and
40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
kidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown
up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and
thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was
murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first
time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild
Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were
used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers
and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US
Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

This was actually put out in response to the question of profiling people in airports. With the obvious answer here, why do they continue to harass 80 year old grandmothers, parents traveling with small children and a US Senator?????

Answer 1

How about this one:

1. The Holy Inquistion which killed more Jews than the Holocaust was started by:
A. Mickey Mouse
B. Cameron Diaz
C. Normal Christians of all ages
D. C3PO

2. The ENTIRE Native American ancient civilizations (Mayans, Incans, Aztecs, and others) were destroyed in the name of which God?
A. Christian God
B. Muslim God
C. Jewish God
D. Morman God

and I'm a Christian. So don't be saying I'm anti-religious.

Listen, Muslim extremist are to Muslims as the KKK is to Christianity. You can't stereotype all muslims of any age as terrorists. Trust me, if they did the same to us, we would have much worse things to answer for.

Answer 2

Not Googling or looking anything up, I promise: 1. Led Zeppelin - Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, John Bonham. 2. A lyric in Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild": "heavy metal thunder." 3. Don't know 4. The Beatles, The Dave Clark 5, Gerry and the Pacemakers, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks 5. Black Sabbath 6. London 7. The Beatles and ? 8. Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd 9. Pete Townshend of The Who 10. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles 11. Disc jockey and promoter Alan Freed.

Answer 3

I like to spread hatred as well
So let's see wasn't it a CHRISTIAN MALE that bombed OK City building. What about Waco? Ok that was our Govt. as well BUT wasn't that a Christian Male. The Columbine shooters were proably describes as Christian Males. See I can make up lists that are specific of hatred. I understand that those were all Muslims and we should keep that in mind. We could also though set up a specific one using just things that the IRA did. In other words please don't blame all Muslims. Ali didn't kill anyone and he was a Muslim. I could go on them doing horriable things as well. Such as the contract that the Nation of Islam had put on Malcom X's head because he wasn't violent enough anymore. At least I believe the contract was proven, not proven though was if they killed him or not as far as I know.

Note: The Mayans WEREN'T wiped out, they simply disappered. No one can figure out WHAT happened to them, possiably they hopped in a spaceship and left. I mean that sounds sarcastic BUT remember how intelligent they were. They INVENTED ZERO. Imagine if someone actually created a number now, let alone one that is as important as zero.
To Songbird he said MUSLIM EXTREMISTS. That is why we are saying it is spreading hatred. The final goal is like the old game called telephone, or other names. You whisper something in one person's ear and go down a long line. The last person says what it is by THEM, and then the person who started it announces what it was ORGINALLY. See the goal is within a few people that word Extremists is dropped.

Answer 4

That is an intresting way to make a point, and i agree with it to a point. However, you could use hat same technique with any group by just listing things they have done, then make a question up about each one. For example:

Who Killed Abe Linioln?
A. A smurf
B. A giraffe
C. A white guy.

Who murdered and ate a bunch of people in Wisconsin?
A. Big Bird
B. Jamie Foxx
C. A White guy named jeffrey dahmer

Anyway, you get the point. I could go on ad nauseum with questions like this the the answer is always "a white guy". But, is it then ok to say white guys are all killers because of that? No, of course not.

I have serious and fundemental issues with the "muslim movment" that is happening in the world today, but i think we should attempt to make the debate about such things honest, and honest debate is impossible using tactics like this.

Just my two cents.

Answer 5

There are as many lists that could have the answer "a white, christian male" as there are muslim extremists. However you do have a good point, but not saying that we should accept everyone, but we should be more openminded to the fact that because someone believes something other than the person sitting next to us, that doesn't mean that that person would do anything to harm the country that they live (the US), most of them love this country and if given citizenship would fight to defend this country against their home nations. My opinion only.

Answer 6

Didn't I see Dubai Dubya holding hands with that domination ******, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia?

Isn't the use of Muslim instead of Moslem politically correct bending over backwards to appease these people?

Doesn't OPEC finance terrorism, which gives us the right to conquer and annex their oil fields?

Doesn't calling them "extremists" make it sound like they're not typical Moslems?

Answer 7

Not racist. I am Arab and I don't think it racist; it's the truth. He didn't say "Muslims" or "Arabs", but extremists, which is what happened.

It's just horribly unfortunate that extremists feel this way and do these things. I wouldn't call them "Muslims"; no Muslim that I have ever known condones this sort of think. Muslims are VERY peaceful; unfortunately their governments and extremists are not.

Answer 8

Dang, those 17-40 yr-old muslim extremists sure do get around.

Answer 9

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(to the girl above)
And WTF is so rascist about the friggin FACTS?
Thats part of whats wrong with America today....
2 many of you want us to hug our enemies with open-arms, and quite possibly even to be some other nationality, so go there and try to become one....see how fast you'll come to call them RASCISTS! (if they don't murder you for being an American first)

Answer 10

Hey Dude! Great question! rotflmao!