2006-07-15 05:09:22 · 18 answers · asked by k 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That somehow I get shipwrecked on a lush deserted island with Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, and Halle Berry. Our clothes seem to be missing and it's really hot so nobody much gives a s*it. The girls develop a weird affinity for coconut bowling, which you have to see to believe. Angelina has a thing for light bondage while suspended from a tree with rubber-like vines, Halle likes to swim and use me for a raft, and Salma just likes to watch until she can't stand it anymore. She has the Kama Sutra memorized. It's hot during the day but it gets cold at night so we all have to cuddle.
We see another plane land in the ocean one day. It's Britney Spears and we immediately vote her off the island. She gets really pi$$ed so when she's picked up by an aircraft carrier she tries to send people to rescue us. She does the aircraft carrier. Not just the sailors, but the boat itself, too.
It really sucks everywhere else anymore so whenever we see planes and boats we hide. And we all lived happily ever after.
2006-07-15 05:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
Well Lady...
I really like that chair...
And if you really wish to know my fantasies...
Then may i inquire of you,?that you contact me...
My avatar would love to take your avatar out for dinner at the cyberspace Four Seasons in Toronto,And enjoy eachothers company at Truffle's...
And see just where the night may takes us...
Our avatars that is...
As you are probably on the other side of the globe...
And it would take a day or so to actually have a face to face encounter(s) with you...
Where my avavtar could be in your company in around ten seconds...;)
2006-07-15 14:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I get to do offline, in real-life, face-to-face, something like what I've been pursuing online for the past seven years, on and off.....
That I find a willing woman, in the real world, in my neighborhood preferably, who has some potential, and who wants me to change her, via hypnosis, fun little dress-up games, and who knows what else...that she wants me to slowly and seductively change her, piece by piece and bit by bit, into my very own Living Doll, who is there for me to hold, and cuddle, and dress up, and pose, and generally play with....
And no, this isn't about blow-up dolls, or RealDolls though those may be sources of inspiration.... ;)
This is about me finding a lady love who shares my own rare eccentricity, and who would want to be the Experimental Subject for *my* inner Mad Scientist, and who would want me to be her Doll Maker. And *yes*, people do this sort of thing, and *do* get into this sort of thing, this isn't just a guy thing, ok?
I'll leave a pair of links, but understand, the second one will likely swamp you with pop-ups if you are viewing it from a nation *outside* of the United States. And that at ANY rate if you are Under The Legal Age of Consent or have ANY Doubts at all whatsoever about that, you are NOT to click on them.
Not that my links are to Pr0n, mind you...they are to things *weirder* than that. ;) Not everyone understands this, but Oprah Winfrey once did, before she got dull, boring, and utterly self-centered. :P
2006-07-15 12:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id like to admit this one was mine but im not into pain but some one asked a simalar question the other day and this is strange but true cos i work with this poor chap and he is someone who would like to see if they can stop an electric fan while on full speed with his appendige oooouch ps dont try this at home not without a band aid at least or some sellotape
2006-07-16 22:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by omnigomni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look so gorgeous in your avatar; if that is really you, then my fantasy is to meet you and perhaps spend some private moments together. Your avatar is the sexiest ever in these whole yahoo answers. I would love to invite you for dinner tonight, open a bottle of wine and.................
2006-07-15 12:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by tazaharra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To have three hubbys at the same time!
1) Italian
2) Black
3) Greek
2006-07-15 12:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I PLEAD THE 5TH! I am not quite ready for those nice gentlemen in with the candy in the white jackets to take me away to the padded cell...
2006-07-15 12:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by escaped_mental_case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a handsome and brawny federal officer is out to protect me. we come across this isolated mountain lodge "to get away from the enemies" and the rest of the story -- i'll leave it up to your imagination.
think superman with no powers, but with a badge.
2006-07-15 15:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying to australia single, and you doing the same, yet we sit on the plane and meet.... then leave, and happen to meet again on the beach, and have a romantic sunset...
2006-07-15 12:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears as my wife ahhh who am I kidding, I want Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies !!
2006-07-15 12:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Pete Allison 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋