I shot an alien in the face with my Mossberg 500 and it's head exploded, how do I remove alien blood from me

Question

It's all over my shirt and wall, how do I get it out? The stupid green crap is EVERYWHERE!

Answer 1

don remove it ofcourse,at least from your shirt
it's your only proofe that you shot this alien

Answer 2

Mr Clean will help the walls... you might as well just throw the clothing away.. it will never come out fully... it is still living.. and you don't want it to get on you skin..

the only sure way to get rid of it is to wave it around your head while screaming really loud.... "Aliens!! Aliens!!" about 500 times... then people will come and help you get rid of them.

ok.. and if you take my answer seriously... someone WILL seriously come and help you!

Answer 3

Get a toilet plunger and stick it on the alien face-hugger, then pull back on the toilet plunger...the suction of the plunger should remove the alien from the bunny. You must then torch the alien. If all else fails, quickly abort your mission and run like hell.

Answer 4

Tide with Bleach should do the job and remember to use downy fabric softner afterwards because I've heard that alien blood can tend to be quite smelly!

Answer 5

Sorry, but my guess is that the shirt is ruined. For the walls, use a very hot solution of Dawn. Though it looks slimy, it's actually greasy.

Answer 6

ok. try clorax. here is some useful info on alien hunting:

So how do I get started?
There are basically two ways to meet aliens - lurking at stars, and heading straight for the homeworld. Needless to say, you'll need some weapons.

Combat at Stars and Colonies
What I mean by this is, combatting an alien away from it's home planet. When you meet a friendly alien under these conditions, you don't have to worry about the alien exploding, but you usually get away with far less treasure

How the alien will fight
Away from the homeworld the alien will usually try to run away, right from the beginnning of the fight (if it is not already your enemy). The alien will "favour fleeing" as it's combat strategy. Of course, it will still shoot back at you.

What should I do?
Only target the modules that you really want - the combat will be so short, you won't have time to shoot off much. (The most i've ever got from combat like this is about 5 modules). Protect your most valuable modules - any that get shot off will be reduced in reliability. "Demand" the module that you want the most - this will mean it is targetted first. Set your preferred range to adjacent - the closer you are, the more damge you will do per round, and the harder it will be for the alien to escape. With any luck, the alien will escape after 5 or so rounds, and you will be left with some nice treasure.

Combat at Homeworlds
Combat at homeworlds is much more difficult. When an alien is protecting it's homeworld, it can self-destruct to inflict massive damage on your ship. However, at the homeworlds, combat is ususally far more predictible and with the right tactics, easy to gain some decent treasure from.

How the alien will fight
The alien will favour it's engines, trying to get as close to you as possible. The higher the aliens cloaking factor, the closer it will be when combat commenses. The higher it's impulse factor, the faster it will close range during combat. When the alien's impulse percentage is lower than your own, or when the range is ajacent, the alien will explode. the damage done by the alien when it explodes is equal to 70 at adjacent, 60 at short, down to 10 at remote, per module - multiplied by tech level.

Preparations
You may need to prepare your ship before the fight. Cloaks are useless (you want to be as far away as possible) and impulse drives are worse than useless (as soon as the alien's impulse% is lower than your own, it will explode). You'll need some sensors (to ensure long range combat) and some weapons - one very long range weapon and one short range weapon seems to be a good starting combination.

Combat Strategy
Choose remote as your ideal range - this will give you all important time to shoot off some of the aliens modules. Protect your favourite/most valuable modules, in case the alien tries to shoot them off. Never protect your pods - you'll get them back at the end of the fight anyway, and they don't take damage. Demand the alien's weapons/shields. Demanding weapons will stop, or at least reduce, the damage the alien can do to you before it explodes. Demanding shields will mean that the alien loses it's modules faster in combat. It's your choice, really.

Combat will begin at long range, and the alien will slowly move towards you, impaling itself on your weaponry. You will chip off it's modules, one by one, until it either reaches adjacent range, has a lower impulse% than you, or the alien loses all it's modules (or if you've really messed up, when you flee, or even worse when your ship gets destroyed.) With any luck you'll now have some nice treasure.

Treasure
The treasure you claim from an alien encounter will consist of three types: Modules, Artifacts and pods. Pods do not take damage during combat, and the the cargo is not destroyed. Any pods you claim from combat will be prefectly usable afterwards. Artifacts have one bless, some curses and some stargate keys. Artifacts will also be perfectly usable after combat, however the artifact will gain an additional curse to the ones it had before combat. Modules gained from combat however, will all be unusable, and the reliability of each module will be reduced. Generally, the reduction in reliability will increase depending on how far down the "loot" list it is, i.e. warp drivews and impulse drives will suffer the least reduction in reliability, and weaponry modules will suffer the greatest reduction in reliability. This effectively puts a limit on the amount of modules that you can gain from combat.

Combat Examples
Player 2 vs Cat 67
Player 1 vs Snake 62

The key thing to notice in both these battles is what the players target first and last. Remember, the only mods that you can control when you shoot them off are the first (demand + target) and last (only one not targetted).

This guide was written by Neil Harvey, of the starship Dragonblade. For more info, trade deals, etc. e-mail me at: [e-mail]

Doug's Notes: Artifact curses cost 75 each to remove, and reduce your factor by 50%. They are also implemented before blesses. If you can't afford to have your factors (ship %'s) reduced, then don't pick up an artifact. Artifacts also cost 5 favor per turn, or they break.

Also, only pick fights that you can win easily. Don't get greedy, or your ship will be reduced to scrap quickly. Make sure you get lots of fighters and sensors, and if you can't start at remote, it is generally inadvisable to fight if the alien is large. I know. My last ship was laden with lots of (U)'s, both mine and alien's because of unnecessary risks, and it took me a hundred turns to get everything in order.

hope it helps. keep hunting.

Answer 7

WELL IF ITS ALL OVER YOU AND THE WALLS ,AND IS HARD TO GET RID OFF,SO IVE HEARD....LOL,TRY BUYING A NEW HOUSE AND NEW SHIRTS,SELL THE HOUSE AND LET THE DEALER DEAL WITH THE MESS,ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT....ITS JUST MY A THOUGHT,BESIDES WITH THAT KIND OF WEAPON,HECK! YOU CAN AFFORD IT.....BYE

Answer 8

Soak your entire body in lacquer thinner and light a match. Sorry, it's the only way.

Answer 9

Easy - go the the mental health unit.

Answer 10

Try different organic solvents, starting with ethanol, until you find one that works.

Answer 11

LOL @ Thomas' remark. (Good one) I would of course have to suggest OxiClean, they claim it removes everything.