Well, I live in NY, so I could write a book or two, but here's the latest/funniest:
Imagine this guy, 30-35, typical yuppie, suit, briefcase, walking by 34th Street wearing the biggest set of headphones I've ever seen, as big as the kind you see in military airport staff. The thing is that he's using the headphones to hold a cellphone (clamshell type) to his ear for a sort of hands-free use. He could accomplish the same with a $2 little clip that would include a microphone, you know? BTW, the whole thing was made funnier because as he walked the phone kept slipping out & he had to constantly adjust it. I laughed for days.
2006-07-16 07:42:02
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answered by Rosie 2
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You sure covered your back quickly, didn'tcha, Molly?
I'll go with Saunders on Islam.
Look at the stupid jerks! Th Pakis who are stupid enough to go around bombing people in England where they came in as refugees! And they are already totally unpopular there. Won't be long before they force the English to slaughter them there and kick them out!
They've already made themselves totally unwelcome in most Eastern Countries and they aren't exactly very popular in the Americas either. And we still have Osama bin Laden, the 9/11 and a lot of stupid Moslems pissing off Christians here in Yahoo Answers!
They've got to be the most patently stupid people or rather things you've ever seen!
2006-07-15 04:21:54
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answered by Anonymous
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Molly, do you answer as many questions as you ask?!
STUPID things i have seen:
1) Walking into a closed patio door - not only stupid, but extremely funny!
2) Someone falling off the back of a treadmill - same as above!
3) Fermats last theorem - who cares about x, y and z!
4) Oh, and i have seen George Bush on TV - does that count?
2006-07-15 05:28:46
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answered by Mac 2
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okay you want to hear something stupid I seen with my own eyes well here goes....we had a store meeting the other day and during this meeting the manager said that hours were going to be cut because two of our girls have been on leave and were coming back...well after the meeting this 17 year old kid that was just hired 2 weeks earlier walked up to the manager and said "hey you know I don't mind working every day if you need me too I need the hours" LMAO now how stupid can you get????
2006-07-15 04:20:41
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answered by ? 2
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A court system that takes away children (who may not be abused) while an investigation is pending and give them to complete strangers who abuse them. Sometimes, there is no attempt to place these children with family members or others who actually care about them while an investigation is going on. It's even more astonishing that some "investigators" have a H.S. Diploma/GED and a crash course in social work.
2006-07-15 04:18:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Freddy Got Fingered
2006-07-15 04:14:48
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answered by Me 4
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This is the most astonishingly stupid question I've ever seen.
2006-07-15 04:18:17
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answered by Genius 2
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People who bring drugs into the pockets to their Court dates and then have to go through security/metal detectors (and of course, you have to empty your pockets) and then they get caught!
Or...in My Honors American History Class years ago, I was considered one of the top students, the catch was that when I took the class although I was either the same age or younger than most of the others, I was a year ahead of them in school, I put in a Video as my visual aide for my research paper and then dimmed the lights and then we all waited and waited...and waited..and I kept saying out loud, "I wonder why it's not playing" and then "I wonder, why it won't play" and then duh, it was because I had never pushed the PLAY button! (Yikes, as they say intelligence does not mean you have common sense and common sense is more valuable!)
2006-07-15 04:23:00
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answered by Anonymous
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The current Iraq War
2006-07-15 04:15:58
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answered by Ed M 4
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It was icey on the road. These two people slid through the light and ALMOST hit each other. They both sat there in their cars at and stared at each other for about ten seconds after the near miss. I could see that both people looked angry. Suddenly they both tried to take off at the same time and hit each other anyway. I laughed my butt off.
2006-07-15 04:20:05
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answered by Pumpkin Head 4
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