Besides Bob Sagat
2006-07-15 03:58:38 · 26 answers · asked by cedykeman1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Seinfeld, but Bob Sagat was my second one
2006-07-15 04:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by amber o 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dane Cook. Jim Carrey.
and don't insult Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, or Ron White.
I love Southern comedians.
2006-07-15 10:59:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you believe my priest told me this joke?
It's right after the flood and Noa is about to let all the animals off the arc. Before he does, his wife comes over and says "This arc contains all the animals in the world! When we got off the arc, we'll have to make sure not to hunt them until they have some more children."
"Mmmm," Noa says "Your right. But it won't be fun going without meat until these animals reproduce. I'll have to tell them to have children faster."
So Noa opens the arc and says to all the animals "God has saved you from this great flood! All he asks you to do now is multiply and fill the corners of the earth! And be quick about! My family is getting hungry!"
All the animals rush off into the woods to start mulitiplying. But then Noa looks off the distance and finds a boy snake and a girl snake crying. "Why are you crying?" Noa asks the snakes "You should be out in the woods multiplying!"
"We're real sorry Moses," says the girl snake "but we can't multiply....
.............we're adders"
2006-07-15 11:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by jllmmjj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry Seinfeld
2006-07-15 11:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by AlphaFemale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ben Stiller (except for There's Something About Mary)
Jim Carrey (who's a Jerry Lewis-wannabe on acid, except Liar, Liar)
Dana Carvey (except maybe if you were stoned watching Wayne's World)
Chris Farley
Fred Willard
& so many other "teen comedy" crap actors are so not funny!!!
2006-07-15 11:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. Will Smith beats both of them!
2006-07-15 11:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by isabel_ro1981 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry the Cable Guy. He glorifies stupidity.
2006-07-15 11:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by blorgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, Bob Saget
2006-07-15 11:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Sara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Lopez some of his jokes are funny but most i don't get cuz there aimed toward mexicans so i'm mostly lost
2006-07-15 11:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by Smileyyy. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve Carell(may not be spelled right) from The Office.
2006-07-15 15:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋