I misheard my mom saying that " This phone is on the spaz," as "I've got a toad on my @ss..." I just about died..lol
2006-07-15 03:31:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
About the same. My wife was talking about work and what she said way "I've gotta stick to the path."
I swear she said, "I got a stick up my asss."
2006-07-15 03:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
I wasn't me, but my roommate. He has a history of mis-hearing.
#1- I was cleaning out the hall closet, and saw that the floor needed to be swept. I turned, and asked my roommate for a broom. He stood there, with dumb look on his face, and finally asked "rope?". I shook my head, and asked again for a broom. He finally got it this time, but later confessed that he misheard me as asking for rope, and had no idea why I would want rope while standing in a closet.
#2- I was taking a photography course, and my roommate overheard me saying "I need to get some developer fluid.", which he misheard me asking "where can I get some cheap placenta?". No one has been able to figure out what's wrong with him.
2006-07-15 10:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by trevor_brown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in work the other day and in passing i heard one of the secretaries say "She's in there all day long with that damn vibrator, she never gets any work done." Apparently "the vibrator" is what they call the photo copier because it shakes when you make copies. Might be time to either get a new copier or find a new nickname for it.
2006-07-15 10:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by JK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this reminds me;
I was in a queue the other day to get a train - the guy in front asked the amply chested attendant "Can i have two pickets to Titsberg please". this in turn reminded me of when i meant to ask the wife if she could pass me the butter - and what i actually said was..."You are ruining my life you Fu.king Be-atch!"
but hey, thats the way the cookies crumble...
2006-07-15 13:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Mac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a college dorm room once, someone knocked on my door. They actually said, "are you in there?" I thought that she said, "Are you naked?" so I answered, "yes", because I had just gotten out of the shower. So, she comes barging in with her boyfriend and another friend and they all saw my naked @$$. How embarassing. Now when someone asks me a question through my door, I say either "HOLD ON" or "COME ON IN!"
2006-07-15 10:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by pastfacesfuture 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some one called me hey you i got gay you i was totally astonished and embarrased too lolz
2006-07-15 10:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that I hear them in a fuuny way. I twist them around and make them sexual.
2006-07-15 11:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriend once said: 'let's go into that shop'
but i though she said : 'take me right here and now'
talk about embarrassing...
2006-07-15 10:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was on the toilet. i heard i was in the toilet.
2006-07-15 14:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋