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Also, why are there no father-in-law jokes?? HMMMM!

(PS...I really do love my mother in law of 22 years.)

2006-07-15 02:41:04 · 20 answers · asked by onamor47 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

20 answers

I always told my husband since day one.. you know something my mom is really starting to look like my grand mom.. and i am going to look like my mom when i get older.. i look so much like her now well when she was younger..lol anyway i told him if you do not like the fact that i am going to be miss ..... when i get older then you should not marry me.. he told me my mom is cute and he would not care if i was 100 years old with boobs down to my knees and hair growing off my ears he would still love me..

btw my mom is a sexy old lady... she could date guys 20 years younger if she wanted to.

Well i do not have no father in law jokes.. my father in law is gone. but i can give ya some great ones about my mother in law..


PS... I really do NOT love my mother in law

2006-07-15 03:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by ~Mrs.C 4 · 3 0

hahahaha i think that's funny. well then my husband is one lucky guy then b/c my mom is in her mid 50's and till this day men half her age come knockin'. i even had some friends tell me a few times that "they can teach an old dog new tricks" and if she's single. i laughed it off and it was funny but also a compliment b/c i look just like her. i am married now and my husband thinks my mom is an attractive woman as well, after all she used to be a model! i love her to death.
sorry i don't know why there's no father in law jokes but i am glad my husband is not like his dad at all.

2006-07-15 03:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by origchick 5 · 0 0

by the time the mother is a mother in law, she has already beaten the fathers spirit so much that he has no spunk soul or ambition..it's natures way of showing which gender is dominate. As for men getting married because the woman looks like his mother, I have no clue...

2006-07-15 02:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know about most men but some men actually marry women because they are thinkng of the future and can see everything they want in their mother-in law.

2006-07-15 03:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by jewel_o_th_night 3 · 0 0

See but not all women will look like there mothers. Some women look for like their fathers. And sometimes their moms are hot. Now my mom is hot, but she has let her body go. I swear!!!!! I will not be like a lot of people in my family (over weight) I am 23 years old and my number one goal in like is to be a sexy old lady =).

2006-07-15 02:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by blueyegurl0283 2 · 0 0

I dont think people marry that way but yes : some people marry daughters because they are more interested in the mother-in-law than daugther. That way u can have two. Shame on you.

2006-07-15 02:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I honestly do not think that the average man thinks about that fact. When a man is in love, all he can see is the woman of his dreams. And if the man thinks of the future, he does not really seem to believe that he or his love will really "grow older" and not look the same as they do now.

2006-07-15 03:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Don H 3 · 0 0

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2016-10-14 11:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you ever noticed one of those wrinkled up old perverted men? You to will look like your father some day.

2006-07-15 02:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by American Pride 3 · 0 0

Would their wives stay with them if they realized that someday their husband would look like his dad?!!?

2006-07-15 04:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by grannyhuh 3 · 0 0

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