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My children would all of a sudden LISTEN to me!

2006-07-15 02:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1 2

Things that are possible....

Friend from England calls/mails/offline texts, whatever. Means she's still the friend i knew long ago and she hasn't changed.

OR

Friend from Germany calls. She's a real money saver, so if she decides to call me from long distance i'll put it in newspaper headline and jump higher than winning lotto

2006-07-15 02:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by sunny 4 · 0 0

I have a head hunter offer me a job with more money in Akron and my girlfriend finally says that she is ready for the next step. The next closest happens on Wed. when she comes down here on vacation.

2006-07-15 01:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by andy 7 · 0 0

My wife would be done w/ school and I could retire... The reality is that she has 2 more yrs, and probably 4/5 yrs before I can quit working as I know it now... (I'll never quit completely, just slow down)

2006-07-16 02:18:19 · answer #4 · answered by and,or,nand,nor 6 · 0 0

An invitation from Stephen Hawking to Cambridge as his personal guest.

2006-07-15 03:28:09 · answer #5 · answered by asok c 5 · 0 0

An employer would call me up and say, "Would you like to accept a position with our company? It pays $20,000 a year to start." Then after that I get a surprise phone call from a high school sweetheart I haven't heard from in years and she proposes marriage to me. Then we live happily ever after.

2006-07-15 01:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wake up knowing several languages especially German, Spanish, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, Italian and Sign Language.

2006-07-15 02:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by sister_godzilla 6 · 0 0

My husband could stop taking the worlds longest dump so I can do my makeup and go to yard sales!

2006-07-15 01:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0 0

My husband would get a great job in Florida and would be able to pay all of our bills without me working!

2006-07-15 02:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 0 0

Find a gas station with gas under 3$ a gallon!!!

2006-07-15 02:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by Pimp_Slapper 5 · 0 0

Get a phone call that I just inherited 50 million dollars !!!

2006-07-15 01:48:43 · answer #11 · answered by JuiceMan 2 · 0 0

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