Here's mine... Did you know that 40% of DRIVERS carry a firearm? That every 45 seconds someone has a mental breakdown or anxiety attack? That 18% have no insurance, That 89% will be using a cell phone, instead of concentrating on driving,That 12% are under the influence, Get the point?
So stay the heck off my bumper I'm having a bad day!!
2006-07-15 01:33:27 · 20 answers · asked by AJ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Yes this was on one small print sticker, so you had to be very close to read it.
2006-07-15 01:50:03 · update #1
That is a really long bumper sticker....are you sure you didn't see that on a boat?
Mine would be: I'm driving this way because I'm reloading my gun..
2006-07-15 01:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Guided 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Hello. - Link Below.
Meaning of course - 'Could you be any closer to the back bumper than you already are without tapping it'?
'Have courtesy, make sure you can see the tires from the windshield when you stop behind me'.
Have a nice weekend. :)
2006-07-15 08:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impeach Bush
Life, liberty And justice for all
May be void In some areas
Remember Katrina
2006-07-15 08:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by Paige 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not come near me I have stomach upset.
Believe it pinch yourself
I want to kiss the person sitting next to you.
Are you free today/
Before increasing your blood pressure check your Tyre pressure.
The next petrol pump is 50 Miles away!!
2006-07-15 08:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay the heck off my bumper, i'm having a bad day. the other one i like is... the one who dies with most toys wins.
2006-07-15 08:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Debi K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know if this is my favorite....but I just saw it yesterday, so it was in my mind....
Bumper to Bumper
Butt to Butt
Get off my ***
You crazy nut.
2006-07-15 08:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Pam K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My personal favorite is a joke from Red vs. Blue
"My other car is a Puma."
2006-07-15 08:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On one side of the bumper 'One nuclear bomb can spoil your day'. On the other side 'So can getting up in the morning'.
2006-07-15 08:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amateurs built the arc
professionals build the Titanic
2006-07-15 08:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Red Sawx ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wise Men still seek Him!
2006-07-15 08:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Matured One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋