What happens if you get a paper cut from a get well card?

Answer 1

Take your revenge. Grab some scissors and cut the evil card into pieces. If it starts reforming itself like in Terminator 2, you will need to do the whole molten metal thing.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that, though.

Answer 2

It hurts and may get infected. Paper cuts are not clean cuts. They are jagged and material is often lodged in the cut. Clean the cut and get antiseptic on it as soon as you can. If infected soak in warm salty water. IOf it gets worse get to a doctor, you may require an antibiotic.
There is nothing special about the combination of a get well card and a paper cut.
Hope you feel better soon.
Dan the Answers-Man.

Answer 3

If you have diabetes......when you get a paper cut from one of the get-well cards, it automatically gives you the opportunity to test your blood-sugar.

This will determine if you are or are not well, which, in retrospect, is the reason you got the get-well card in the first place.

Answer 4

put a plaster on the get well card where u got the paper cut from.

Answer 5

You'll be a cut above average with the sympathy card!

Answer 6

The same thing as if you get it from any other kind of paper.

Answer 7

Put a plaster on it after washing out the cut !!

Answer 8

the sender wants so much 2 communicate with u, but cant find much clean paper around.

Answer 9

If I cared, I'd send you a sympathy card

Answer 10

You use the card to set fire to the senders house