Would you lend me some money?

Let's see, how much do you already owe your father and me? I am afraid that I have only been able to make the minimum payments on the credit card that we gave you (remember the one you maxed out when we first got your new apartment for you (before you got evicted). Is is dope, son? Because we are more than willing to call in the Intervention team from A&E and have a family gathering for you! I also wanted to mention that none of us appreciated you roughing up your Grandmother for her bank card and pin number last week! You father wanted to take off his belt, until I reminded him that he was not wearing any boxers under his robe! Honestly, if I give you money this time, it is going to be the VERY LAST!

You know that you could get a job, if you tried. The people at the Burger King liked you, and we know that you could probably go to MacDonalds, and if you could show up for a week on time, they may make you an assistant manager! I want you to know that when you come by to pick up this last cash (that will be the LAST) I have also gotten some applications for you to fill out so you can support yourself. Now with that understood. Come by in the morning, this has gone on long enough, we are sure that there is something going on in your life that we could do about to make some positive changes! We are your parents, we want to help you and we are afraid that after we are dead you will be a bum living on what you can beg from strangers or strong arm from your other successful siblings. But we love you son, and the fact that we let you live in our house playing your video game systems until you were 26 was something we did because we loved you, and we wanted you to be free to express yourself. We do not accept culpability for turning you into a drain on society and our family, but that is what WE are being accused of! Can you imagine? I know it was not the trauma of your potty training because before you quit crapping in your pants you could name the part of the chicken you wanted from the platter! I think that was right before you started nursery school, I never put you in a stressful situation, but your father and I both feel that this has gotten out of hand now! We accept NONE of the blame for turning you into who you are, you found yourself while you were sequestered with the latest video games and surround sound and your friends from the age of 15 (after we let you drop out of school), didn't you? When we found grass in your room that time, remember we were calm, we never called the police or anything! We were cool about it. Your father and I stayed high for a month just to teach you an important lesson, drugs are for losers and people who do not have jobs that may require random UAs.

Now with all that being said, come by in the morning while your father is playing golf and I will give you the last of the money I will ever be able to give you again! I will help you to fill out some applications, and we can ride around to give them to people. I have gotten you a cell phone, so that you can leave that new number on your applications. This is as much as I will be able to do, and please do not breath a word of this to your father! After you beat up his mother for her bank card, he's still a little miffed. Remember to come early your Dad's tee time is at 7:00am. I want you to know that this is the absolute LAST!

2006-07-14 20:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by ruthie_msw 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋

Because of religious beliefs, I can not loan you money. I will , however give you enough to get started in life. Like enough for a car, and an apartment and other needs until you get things going on in your life.

2006-07-15 02:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by sonny_too_much 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You know what? I would LOVE to lend you some money!! I would love to give money to anyone who needed it IF I had it to give... sorry...:)

2006-07-15 02:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

A total stranger, who I have never met in my life, don't even know his name, and have never even seen his picture, asks if I will lend him cash, for a reason he fails to mention! NO WAY IN HELL!!!

2006-07-15 02:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by rhino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Sure but the interest will be very high and if you fail to pay me back on the due date, you'll have Vito and Guido knocking on your door telling you that they are going to "take you for a ride"

2006-07-15 02:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by independant_009 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Dear Sonny M; Due to the current gas prices I think it would be unwise for me to loan you some money.But if I win Powerball I look you up!!

2006-07-15 02:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

would you lend me some money? them why should i

2006-07-15 03:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by stuppy dog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Not only if you pay me back with interest. Otherwise it is call giving or donation, and that will depends. I am usually very careful of my money.

2006-07-15 02:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Of course...let me cut you a check.

Date: 7-15-06
Pay to the order of: Sonny M $1.32
Amount: One dollar and thirty two cents/00 --------------

Memo: Poor dude pokesdlt :-)

2006-07-15 02:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Sure. I'll put it in the mail right away. You should receive it any day now.

2006-07-15 02:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Would you lend me some money?

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