What is the best way to fart when in a meeting without revealing yourself?

Question

how to camouflage the act when you are in a meeting around a rectangular table with 20 people sitting all around.

Answer 1

blame it on the oldest, ugliest, or prettiest person in the room. Fart and strategically move away from that corner.

Answer 2

Knock over a cup of coffee on the table (or whatever beverage is handy) as you break the mighty wind. That way, the commotion of the spillage will outweigh the sound and/or smell from your anal monologue. Also, you can run out of the room to get paper towels leaving the remaining meeting attendees to blame each other for the smell (in case anyone notices). But, make sure you knock the beverage over just BEFORE you do the deed, otherwise, you've blown your cover (literally). This maneuver takes control, recommended only for the experienced!

Answer 3

Try to hold it until you are ready to get out of the meeting. A good rip is usually reason for adjournment, or just let it rip and smile real big !!

Answer 4

let it out slowly,then give onther a dirty look, so others think its them,but there is old saying,which is placed on a tombstone,it is, wherever you be let you wind go free,as the want of a fart was the death of me, his wife had it placed as he was in a meeting and held it,it caused him to have a heart attack,from which he died.

Answer 5

Let it go slowly, if it's a stinker than blame someone beside you just make sure that you are the 1st to smell it than you look innocent.

Answer 6

Be civilized and excuse yourself by doing outside of the room

Answer 7

Let it rip and blame the person you want to date.

Fart blames are great ice breakers.

Good luck, drink Coke...

Answer 8

Excuse yourself !! then go buy yourself some Phasyme it works!! Been feeding to my husband for years.

Answer 9

get a hold of the george carlin skit of faring in public and take notes

Answer 10

take some rolaids before the meeting and don't fart.