i want to know your best "yo momma jokes" post them here....
2006-07-14 18:42:38 · 9 answers · asked by Lachlan M 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Yo mommas so ugly, she had to trick or treat over the phone
2006-07-15 06:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is sooooo ugly, that when she went into labor, they sent her to a plastic surgeon!!
Yo momma soooo ugly, as Fred Sanford would say, they would make gorilla cookies out of her!!
Yo momma soooo ugly, that she the one created the word ugly!!
2006-07-15 01:49:09 · answer #2 · answered by gloria381948 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this would sound funny are but here it goes: Yo momma so dumb she couldn't remember her phone number so she had to look it up in the phone book.
2006-07-15 01:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so dumb she went into a dollar store and asked for a price check. yo mommas so fat that when she got into a monster truck it beame a low rider. those are the best ones i got. sorry if that doesnt work for you. good luck
2006-07-15 01:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by ~*pRiNcEsS*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so NASTY, that she was turned town for a city sewage job because she wouldnt contaminate the water.
2006-07-15 03:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by kmsgameboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so fat when she went to school she sat beside everybody!
2006-07-15 01:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Mackey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat that she has cellulite!!
OOHHH Burn!
Woo! That's a good one. That one cracks me up every time!
2006-07-15 01:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma sucks, grow up kid!
NOBODY LIKES THESE JOKES!
2006-07-15 01:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so blonde, she thinks she is not a blonde.
Yo mamma is so cool, when ever I see her, I am chilled!
2006-07-15 01:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by just curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋