I have seen more then a few very funny or truthful bumper stickers that I've liked. So what are your favorites? They can be GLBTQ related or just anything you have seen and made you laugh or think.
Good ones I've seen lately:
"Dear God please protect me from your followers."
"Jesus is coming... look busy."
"Stop honking, I'm reloading."
"Is it 2008 yet?"
"Campaign Spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless."
"If You Are Not Outraged You Are Not Paying Attention."
"I Voted and All I Got Was This Lousy President."
"51% Angel, 49% B i t c h. Don't Push It!"
"Sorry I missed church, but I was busy practicing witchcraft and being bisexual."
"If gay people are given civil rights then everyone will want them."
"I'm smiling, that alone should scare you."
"Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED."
LOL, so fun.
2006-07-14 18:41:35 · 34 answers · asked by MindStorm 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I have three on my car.
One came out right after the 2004 election, and reads "Dear World: Sorry. We really tried our best. Signed, Half of America."
Check out http://www.sorryeverybody.com/ for that one, and more information about the Sorry Everybody protest movement against W.
I also have a magnetic ribbon that came out in response to all the Support Our Troops magnetic ribbons attached to the biggest gas-sucking SUVs, most of which also have W '04 stickers. These people clearly don't get it, and think they can just put a ribbon on their SUVs and pretend everything is OK.
The magnetic ribbon actually reads: "Just pretend it's all okay."
I think it's probably too clever for the above audience to realize they are being ripped on, but I've gotten a lot of good comments about it from other progressives and liberals.
http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/2901.html
After all those words, though, I have to admit that my favorite bumper sticker has no words at all. It's the Human Rights Campaign logo, a yellow equal sign on a field of blue. The Human Rights Campaign is America’s largest civil rights organization working to achieve gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality, and I am proud to support them in any way I can.
You can read more about their mission and see the sticker here:
http://www.hrc.org/Template.cfm?Section=About_HRC
2006-07-14 19:00:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill You
Praise The Lowered (on a Low Rider!)
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You
Surfer On Board
In Case Of The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
2006-07-15 07:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very beautiful young lady was driving to Lake Tahoe in her new Mercedes Benz SL500 Sport Car. As she passed she waved and I waved back. On the back of her car a bumper sticker read:
"I bought it piece by piece"
I couldn't stop laughing.
When she turned off at the rest stop I kept driving -- the wife was sitting next to me.
2006-07-14 19:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by .*. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save gas- fart in a jar
I support a constitutional ban on marriage
I'm gay you're an a sshole
I was born that way you will die that way
Protect the sanctity of divorce form gays
If I am driving too slow blame bush
Bomb Texas- they have oil!
your god, your rules...YOU go to hell
My all time favorite....
Christian fundamentalists are proof that evolution dose not exist!!!!!!!!
2006-07-16 01:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a few on my car a while back
"I crossed over to the dark side"
"P.I.M.P. Zone. All violators will be b i t c h slapped"
"(pic of a vagina) Good bush (pic of the prez) bad Bush"
"Yes, Virginia, marriage IS a civil right"
And, my personal favorite,
"The only urine sample you'll get from me is for a taste test"
2006-07-14 21:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just put 2 new ones on my car
"Guns down kill people,
People talking on cell phones
While driving do"
and my new favorite
"I have a Perfect Body
It's Inside my Trunk
And it's Starting to Smell"
2006-07-14 18:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by lifhapnz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather go hunting with Dick Chaney
Than go driving with Ted Kennedy
Welcome to America now speak English
Stop stealing..
the government doesn't like competition
2006-07-14 18:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by karias68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one gave me a good laugh WTFWJD
san_mateo_guy Bumper stikcers make for good reading while your waiting for the light to change.
2006-07-15 08:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate bumper stickers. People should be paying attention to the road in fron of them and driving, not reading bumper stickers
2006-07-14 18:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love happens
(Pic of Bush) American Errorist
Hate is not a family value
Homophobia is a Social disease
2006-07-14 18:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Mithrandir_black 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋