2006-07-14 18:36:02 · 7 answers · asked by coolguy 1 in Computers & Internet ➔ Hardware ➔ Laptops & Notebooks
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter
2006-07-14 18:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 3⤋
If you really think about it, computers are more like females than males. simply look at all those ports on the back. every one except one of the serial ports resembles a certain peice of female anatomy, and the keyboard, mouse, USB, monitor cables all have brass pins which resemble a certain peice of male anatomy. also, on the front of the computer theres a slot where you put in your floppy.
2006-07-15 02:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because female computers would never put up with all the porn crossing their screens.
2006-07-15 01:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by neerdowel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? you mean computers are males? DAMN...I thought they were females! Sh**!! Now I can't ask that one laptop out!
2006-07-15 23:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by csalm87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're always playing useless games.
They hide their memories.
They freeze and lock up if you keep hitting their buttons.
They fall asleep in standby unless you keep needling them.
2006-07-15 01:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy have you hit it right on the nose. I couldn' have said it better!
2006-07-15 01:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by slutpuppy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything leads to sex..
2006-07-15 01:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by guess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋