Dear John,
You are a very dear person. Unfortunately, your feet smell. Therefore, I am going to have to uncerimoniously dump you. Good bye.
No Love,
Me.
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Dear Dipsh*t:
Did you really think you could get into our college? Well you were WRONG! Not only are we rejecting you, we are publishing your application on the internet so that all the world can see what kind of person does not go here!
Sincerely,
The Committee
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Dear Mom,
Send money.
Love,
Your Son
2006-07-14 18:31:09
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