AND HOW ABOUT AS A BONUS WHAT SOUND DOES A TREE MAKE IF NO ONE IS THERE TO HEAR IT??????
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2006-07-14 17:35:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
1. One chuckload.
2. Trees tell each other filthy jokes when there are no people around. If they live alone, they sob quietly to themselves and hum Cure songs.
2006-07-14 17:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by c0mbustible 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, for the woodchuck, it would depend on if he was in the union or not. If in the union, he would chuck whatever the minimum was to get his pay and take all his union breaks down to the minute. If not, he would bust his little chuck butt and probably show everyone up just to barely get food on the table for the wife and kids(we won't discuss how he supports his mistress chuck).
As for the tree, I am pretty sure the non-union woodchuck would hear it since he has to work morning, noon, and night to keep up with the cost of living increases. If he's not there, then yes, it would still make a noise and God would hear it just to know he did his job properly.
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2006-07-14 17:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by roritr2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-14 19:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
As for the tree, since no one is there to hear it the only sound it makes is
Ccccccrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppp splat!
2006-07-14 17:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Trees making noise? Hmmm I wasn't aware that they make noise except when the wind blows through their branches.
2006-07-14 17:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by dodgecitykitty1966 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Personally, if I were the falling tree, I'd probably say "Oh Crap!" I bet they just don't do that when people are around to keep from embarassing us.
2006-07-14 17:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by foofoo19472 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!!
and, yes!!!! but, the woods save the sound, so when someone does finally come near, they hear it and runaway...
2006-07-14 17:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK the woodchuck wood UPCHUCK...
the forrest would get lost in the sound of the fallen tree..
2006-07-14 17:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by KT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't give a tinker's damn about woodchucks, but...
Since sound is defined as 'that which is heard', if no one is there to hear it, a tree makes no *sound* when...wait, you didn't even say it fell! What kind of question is this?!?
A tree doesn't normally make a sound.
2006-07-14 17:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by fresh2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck until he upchucked!!
Trees don't make any noises unless there is a force that comes againt them such as wind or rain, or a woodchuck!!!!
2006-07-14 17:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F*ck Chuck the and his wood. I don't want to hear no more about his wood. He will not get any tonight! The tree moans when no one is around to hear it. I heard it once. Yup. (While nodding my head)
2006-07-14 17:41:01 · answer #11 · answered by soulfli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋