2006-07-14 16:40:12 · 21 answers · asked by Mo 2 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Mo's Taven
2006-07-14 16:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by kasia8706 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to sound like an answering machine and say something like
You have reached (your number). We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.
Hello. I'm MOMO's answering machine. What are you?
Hi! MOMO's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
2006-07-14 23:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, you've reached Momo, I'm not in right now, but leave a message after the beep. (Human voice) - beeeeeeeeeep.
2006-07-14 23:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My father used to answer the phone with, "Mackey's Morturary...you stab 'em and we slab 'em."
2006-07-15 18:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by Irish1952 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
_____(blank) County Morgue, You killem', we Chillem'....Igor Speaking
Also:
____(blank) County Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em....Night shift speaking.
Grand Central Station...platform A Loading...
Mistress Jane, I'm sorry Hank's a bit tied up that moment....what can you do for me?
Speak...
Its your dime and my time...make it worth both our whiles...
2006-07-14 23:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Domino's Pizza....
2006-07-14 23:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by keb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Momo's house of luuuuv!
2006-07-14 23:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friend always answers my calls:
"Bart's Burger's, what's your beef?"
or
"Itty bitty titty company how can I adjust and support your call?"
2006-07-14 23:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by smarty08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha well i sometimes say " 1-800 pimps " or Pimps R US how may i help you
2006-07-14 23:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by BulisTiC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the person to whom I am speaking?
2006-07-14 23:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋