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now i miss the alien and my husband is doing no good comforting me
i tried to contact the alien but his sattelite phone says he is out of area...i am so sad, what should i do?

2006-07-14 16:23:02 · 5 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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ditch your husband, highjack a spaceship from the people at Area 51 (you know they have to have a couple available for use), then go find your alien boyfriend, but beware of his twin brother who's a total ****** and wants nothing more to hurt his brother by stealing his girlfriends. Have Fun. LOL :D

2006-07-14 16:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 5 0

You need to stop taking those little blue pills when you sleep with guys. They tell you they want to take you to their planet and impregnate you with their alien seed.

2006-07-14 23:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0 0

Sounds like you should dump the husband and go back to the spaceman. You should probably visit his planet 1st., though, to see if you like it.

2006-07-15 00:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by heargodlaugh 3 · 0 0

buy a muliti head vibrator

2006-07-15 13:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by duff007 4 · 0 0

o.....k....... no more weed for you...!!!

2006-07-14 23:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by angiefarina 2 · 0 0

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