fighting over me. They were both in the Army and FINE!!! Then this real skinny girl with long blonde hair came over and said" why are you messing with the wierd fatso, come over here with me and my friends" ( I used to wiegh 534, but I lost wiegt so now I am 529, Yea,me!) And the guys said" get your skinny *** back over theer and leave our girl alone" and I went home with both of them and we enjoyed a night of bliss(but funny how neither one wanted me to do a reverse cowgilr) so anyway, this mornign, we were in my room and my dad walked in!! My dad kicked them out and told me from now on, only my girlfriends are aloud in my room. How do I tell him that i am bi?
2006-07-14 15:46:27 · 12 answers · asked by cornfunkelsclone 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
First off, if you weighed 534 and are now down to 529, arent you a little over excited by the 5 lb loss? Thats not even a 1% loss of your total weight so, start patting your self of the back once you can actually reach it. Secondly, with how large you are, no wonder they didnt want any reverse action on the double team, you are still bigger than both of them put together. Thirdly, what does this whole lead up story have anything to do with you being bi? I cant beleieve I just wasted 2 minutes of my life writing this. I want them back.
2006-07-14 15:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Fee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i am bi too and im 21 and no one knows but my man and ill keep it like that cuzz they mite disown you so becareful of what you say to him i would not tell him
2006-07-14 22:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alice get out of Wonderland.
2006-07-14 22:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by alfredenuemann98195 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first of all I would say dad we need to talk about something and just Tell him there that im not only attractted to guys im attrac yed to girls too and just talk to him about it.
2006-07-14 22:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by Gaiane t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to be on Jerry Springer!
2006-07-14 22:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have been rolled in a mixture of flour and breadcrumbs, then the penis should have been inserted into the crack with the wetspot
2006-07-14 22:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by timmy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He already knows
2006-07-14 22:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jimmy1575 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke, right? Silly person ; )
2006-07-14 22:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by hjandf2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EASY.. GIVE HIM A SLIDE SHOW
2006-07-14 22:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
2006-07-14 22:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Epicarus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋