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I got mad at my boyfriend he asked me to marry him then goes and joins the navy reserves 2 weks later without talking to me. Well at his going away party I got sooo drunk I Went to a different bar that had a band and was stripping on the rail between the dance floor and lounge. Teach him hey.... I lost my shirt and jacket. I nevre wore a bra cuz I'm not very big and I hate padding that's all us little girls can have it seems. Any way I don't remember any of it and go to work the next day at this ski resort I worked at. These Canadians that were there for the week had been at the bar they had my stuff. They gave it to me in front of everybody including my boyfriend who had been as clueless as me about it. OH MY GOD!!!! how do I explain that. Never could. We tryed but never made it. Wonder why.... NOT The whole week was spent being harassed by these guys from Canada. I was so embarrassed for a whole week I had to relive it actually more than that but you know what I mean

2006-07-14 15:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0 0

After test driving 5 cars, I suddenly got a case of mud butt and asked the dealer where the washroom was. After flushing I discovered that my "deposit" didn't completely go away. So I flushed again and watched with horror as the water slowly began to rise in the tank! Water spilled all over the floor and I panicked, throwing paper towels on the floor. Eventually I had to admit to myself that I couldn't fix this problem on my own with just paper towel. Anyways I ended up leaving the dealership extremly embarrased and I'm sure the sales man wasn't impressed either. After all the trouble I had caused him, I didn't even buy a car!

2006-07-14 22:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by sugarcane441 1 · 0 0

Okay....this was more than a few years ago...but I worked in reservations for a major airline...and on our coffee break we used to exit down the back stairs and go next door to a large hotel and then take the elevator to the hotel basement coffee shop. I had just come back from Palm Springs and I was very well tanned...a girl friend (I'm gay) got on the elevator with me...there was no one else on it...but it was christmas and the lobby was FULL...on the elevator she said to me "quick show me your tan line" I undid my pants and showed her the line...as the elevator was coming to a stop in the lobby (1 floor above where we were going...she started to scream "HELP< HELP. SOMEBODY HELP ME ---THERE'S A PERVERT IN THE ELEVATOR"...the doors open to a full lobby of people waiting for the elevator...she ran out into the lobby screaming ....and I was there alone...trying to do up my pants......we still laugh about that one....but these days I'd probably be arrested.

2006-07-14 22:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

On the first day of middle school, I accidentally got on the high school bus. I got all the way to the end of my street before I realized this, and had to get off the bus and walk home. As I was leaving, everyone was saying "oh! She got on the wrong bus!!!!" It was terrible!

2006-07-14 22:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by themoviesnob 1 · 0 0

I was at tennis practice my sophomore year in high school and my coach had us practice with the ball machine and when it was my turn I moved too slow or something because the ball came at me and hit me in the eye! It was all bloodshot for a couple of days and people would ask me all day long, "Why is your eye red?".

2006-07-14 22:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0 0

there was a literature class in high school right after lunch. i always slept in this class. one day i slept past the bell and the next class was coming in. someone tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i was in her seat. when i sat up i had drool running down one side of my face. to make matters worse, i quickly jumped up out of my seat, only to find that i had been sitting on my leg and it had fallen "asleep". when i tried to walk i couldn't feel my leg and i fell on the floor. everyone in the room laughed so hard. i never slept in school again.

2006-07-14 22:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by ŧťŠ4 · 0 0

getting drunk- always do super embarrassing things when drunk

2006-07-14 22:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by itsjustmecc 4 · 0 0

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2006-07-14 22:31:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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