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My Little Monkey

My little fella
he kinda smella
he hides like a turtle
and might not even be furtile

He hangs to the right
and he won't come out at night
i named the little guy Jim
he really likes it when I stroke him

2006-07-14 14:27:10 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

14 answers

Well, size doesn't matter but politics do. Hang to the right, and no woman will be "liberal" with you.

2006-07-14 17:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 2 3

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2016-11-02 02:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My Latte Monkey

My wattle feeler
he Canada smaller
he Hades lake a turtle
and maggot not even be fertile

He hangs to the ragout
and he won't come out at naught
a named the cattle guy Jam
he really lakes at when A stroke ham

2006-07-14 14:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0 0

Cuz thats a bad poem(just trnya keep it real)
That sounds disgusting

2006-07-14 14:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Bre 2 · 0 0

She probably figured you still loved spanking your monkey, so she didn't want to break up a good thing. Continue partying with your monkey, but don't do it too much, you might go blind...

2006-07-14 14:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by DarthFangNutts 5 · 0 0

maybe the dick was not ledgit and it truly smelled like **** she named it little monkey because it looked so funkyshe decided to pass, it wasn't worth the gas.so now u r alone to sit on your throne to stroke your cone!!!!

2006-07-14 14:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by sashaaspen 4 · 0 0

Maybe she is worried there is a man with a yellow hat in your closet.

http://www.uncg.edu/ses/courses/compton/Gallery/images/curious%20george.jpg

2006-07-14 16:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Her ex-boyfriend's name wouldn't happen to be "Jim" would it? That could explain a few things.

2006-07-14 14:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by Striker 5 · 0 0

seems to me she didn't want to risk your personal relationship with your little monkey. all so a fraid that she would have to use tweezers to find him

2006-07-14 14:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by territheterribleliar 4 · 0 0

You have entirely too much time on Your hands. pun intended.

2006-07-14 14:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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