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2006-07-14 12:49:21 · 12 answers · asked by thoughtsofastranger 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I was ordering takeout one time and the guy said he would call me when it was ready and asked for my phone number and later he told me he didn't need it, he just wanted to call me! I thought it was pretty funny, but I can't believe I fell for it.
The best line ever was "So what are you making me for breakfast?" Gets me every time.

2006-07-14 13:02:21 · answer #1 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 1 0

The best one I heared was "Do you want a drink?" and the worst one is "Baby, come back to my place with me and I'll show you how a real man loves on his women."

I hate that line. Thank God I'm now married to a wonderful man that did use any kind of lines. All he had to do was show me that he loved my little brother and I fall in love.

2006-07-14 12:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Mommy 3 · 0 0

Worst..."you must be tired because you've running through my mind all day." I actually saw a guy get a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea dumped in his lap for that crappy line.

2006-07-14 12:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Outman 4 · 0 0

My husband used "You are the island in my sea of Love". Not cool. After I stopped laughing, he asked me out. Hey, how could I say no to such a funny guy?

2006-07-14 12:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Camping Chick 3 · 0 0

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. I've heard others but this is the worst!

2006-07-14 12:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0 0

The absolute worst would have to be "is it hot in here or is it just you?" and the best.....well the "did you fart cause i'm blown away" one always made me laugh

2006-07-14 12:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your clothes would look great on my floor (was used on me and worked).

2006-07-14 12:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0 0

wanna have sex?


being forward gets you nowhere but thrown out the door

2006-07-14 12:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Worst- Are your parents terrorist, because you're the bomb!

2006-07-14 12:52:48 · answer #9 · answered by T4Toyin 4 · 0 0

him...Thank you.
me...For what?
him...you
me...(try to walk away)
him...(puts his hand on my arm and says..." You are like the lighter fluid to my bar-b-q... you light me up..."

and that's it... the worst I ever heard, even if it does make me laugh...

2006-07-14 13:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by sio 2 · 0 0

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