Why do they think that EVERYTHING is better on pot? I can't even bring up a song or a movie without one of my retarded pothead friends saying "Woah! Imagine seeing it...ON POT!! AWESOME!!".
Don't they realize they sound ridiculous?
Second question...Why do they smell so bad?
2006-07-14 12:24:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Because you are buying your stuff from some stinky dreadlocked guy at yer local bodega. (As to the smell...) I don't think I smell bad. I bathe everyday, I run my own business (and it's not slinging dope, either, for all you brainwashed "War On Drugs" people out there...) and you know what? You go read my posts. I don't sound in the least bit ridiculous, and my spelling is perfect.
Over 18 million people in America smoke marijuana at least once a month, and over 6 million smoke it on a regular basis.
And anyway, why do you still associate with your "retarded pot-head friends" anyway? One of them will figure out you are a narc.
Do you HAVE any other friends? If your friends are so retarded, maybe you should go make new ones, unless you are retarded too.
Blessed Be anyway.
2006-07-16 13:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Lauralanthalasa 3 · 4⤊ 10⤋
They think they sound intellectual and profound.
Smell? Showers and baths are dangerous! There's this MONSTER that lives in the plumbing. It lives off roach butts that get flushed if there's a knock on the door, and so it is always hungry for more and jealous of the heads who can stay stoned all the time.
So a shower or bath is a deathly risk of having to confront this hideous monster, who looks a lot like the creature from the Black Lagoon. Sometimes you can hear his whining or gurgling coming from the toilet, or feel him switch to cold water while you are showering.
So potheads want to avoid any dreaded confrontation with the furious spirit of plumbing.
2006-07-14 12:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
I agree! A true pothead lacks any intelligence! They convince themselves and try to convince others that "Pot" is not addicting. To quote an annoying "Pot Head" that I know, "Pot is the only drug that is good for you, no-ones overdoses on pot, no-one crashes a car on pot! Pot makes you feel better even a pregnant woman can smoke pot!" HELLO!!!!
To answer your second question...THEY REEK!!! Where ever they smoke reeks! That smell permeates everything. Not to mention they usually have a poor complexion, yellow teeth and nails and bad hair. Last but not least you can not carry a conversation with them!
2006-07-14 12:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 10⤊ 3⤋
because they have lost so many brain cells they have forgotten how to act on a normal basis/way of thinking.
and the smell is either from the weed/pot itself or from the fact that once again they've lost so many brain cells that they forgot how to shower!
2006-07-14 12:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by luvshorses 2 · 12⤊ 2⤋
Because, only people who haved smokep pot would know how much better everything is when you're high. Don't knock unless you intend on trying it. You wouldn't understand. For instance, one of my favorite pastimes when I was smoking pot was to turn on the tv to one of my favorite shows, mute it, and turn up the stereo. Soooo funny. What sounds ridiculous is how much energy you put into thinking about how ridiculous your pothead friends sound. They're your friends....you like them. So what? Smell bad? Perhaps the sweet smell of weed doesn't entice you.
2006-07-14 20:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4 · 0⤊ 9⤋
why is everything better on pot? lol because it makes everything fun :D Not all of us are annoying either... there are actually intelligent likable potheads out there :P imagine that! and apparently you're friends are always too baked to remember to bathe :P but pot smells good so i dont see how they could smell lol
2006-07-14 12:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋
They DO NOT realize how retarded they sound. It's one of the drawbacks. And they reek because pot ruins your sense of smell.
Really cool, huh.
2006-07-14 12:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
Here is something strange...
In a study of neural networks on the human brain, it has been found there is one receptor SPECIFICALLY designed to dock only 1 molecule...THC.
It is if we have been pre-destined to get high, because the effects are not unlike the "drugs" our brain already produces, such as dopamine.
I think initially, things on pot seem better, but after you get burned-out, everything seems like a drag...so just like a LOT of vices, moderation is the key...I can't answer the second question!
2006-07-14 12:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by LovePinkPuffies 3 · 1⤊ 7⤋
there is so much wrong with that statement i dont even know where to begin, but i will say this: if your friends are idiots, it is because they are idiots! not because they smoke pot. if they smell bad, it is because they lack hygeine skills. the FACT is: doctors, lawyers, politicians, people from ALL walks of life smoke pot! your generation has been brainwashed to believe that this is what it does to people, but the fact is and always will be.... people are losers because they choose to be , or they are predisposed to being losers through GENETICS! it has nothing to do with marijuana. dont sit back and say how ridiculous ANYTHING is , unless you are speaking from experience! THAT makes you sound ridiculous!
2006-07-14 12:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by JUDAS PRIEST 4 · 3⤊ 8⤋
They smoke to be out of it, and succeed. Bathing is not a priority.
2006-07-14 12:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by helixburger 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋